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@buttbon @kkenuz yeah thats totally not true, just most kevins about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to buttbon
@tanker__ ;) 3:40 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tanker__
Hi twitter 3:25 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
nice_mustard for god so loved the world that he flooded the shit out of it and killed everything and told his kid to go get nailed to a tree 9:48 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 108 others
dril .@girl I Wanna Rub Ur Belley 9:26 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 53 others
dotcormunism dont RT me if youre not gay as heck 3:30 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 12 others
katienotopoulos A cool thing to do at parties is to whisper to someone earnestly, "this is my first party" 3:06 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 52 others
cakemittens @ahuj9 Let's do it missionary tonight, babe. *14 hours later a single-prop bumps down on a dirt runway, you emerge with stack of pamphelts* 11:53 AM May 18th via web in reply to ahuj9 Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 6 others
dorkasaurus_rex there's only a one letter difference between Elvis and Elvish. 1:21 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 1 other
boring_as_heck how come u guys never find any old-ass dildos. @BarryCollector @DaveTheMogul @DarrellGambler @Jarrodmschulz @BrandiPassante 1:12 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 8 others
kp2150 @Mobute And I'm a huge WWE fan an the Undertaker is one of the best wrestlers of all time so get your facts straight b4 u write that garbage 1:04 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 5 others
fart PleasureKevin is on the move...... RT @zacduncan @fart sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl… 12:55 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to zacduncan Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 1 other
@twolinepass buy that for me and ill burg out until i fit in it or die, whichever comes first. if i die i can prob play for lithuania 12:42 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to twolinepass
@twolinepass holy shit 12:39 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to twolinepass
twolinepass ugh this is the only time ive ever been sad i don't i wear an XL twitter.com/twolinepass/st… 12:39 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Cheesegod69 and 9 others
@rad_milk i want you to fav me dude. just get on in there and tap my star 11:29 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to rad_milk
@rad_milk keep going keep goiiiinnngggg…. ok done. I'm disappointed. thanks. 11:25 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to rad_milk
@rad_milk come and grab my head bro. thats good. now move it to the left. yes, good. now to the right. you're doing great. ok now back to th 11:21 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to rad_milk
@rad_milk *attaches head to paint shaker at wal mart* *flips switch* *smh at 700 RPM* 11:20 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac in reply to rad_milk
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Name Matt
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