cheesegod
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@ Can you send an invite my way, if you still have any left?
6:36 AM Nov 12th
from web
in reply to Dan2k3k4
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@ I'd like a wave invite if you're still looking to give one away.
4:53 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to bmelican
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Anyone have a google wave invite they want to trade for a google voice invite?
6:00 AM Nov 11th
from web
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Hey, @ is writing a new screenplay. Could this be UHF 2? This may be the most important day in history!
5:06 PM Nov 9th
from txt
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Bought a bottle of Poland Spring today, was disappointed to only find water inside rather than a Polish elastic coil of wire.
9:06 AM Nov 7th
from txt
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When will they invent a phone that's also an electric shaver?
12:19 PM Nov 5th
from txt
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Taxpayers get to spend another $330,000 on a parade after spending 200 million on their new stadium.
10:34 AM Nov 5th
from txt
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Walmart is planning on doing Black Friday like deals every Saturday. I guess having only one employee trampled by a mob just isn't enough.
9:16 AM Nov 4th
from txt
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We should start Reverse Halloween. Kids would come to our doors and drop off candy or stock our bathrooms w/ TP and cook some eggs for us.
2:43 PM Oct 31st
from txt
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Rain in the morning = Wet socks all day at work.
1:01 PM Oct 28th
from txt
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I hate the Phillies as much as any other sane minded person, but this proves the NY Post is the worse paper ever
5:08 AM Oct 27th
from txt
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Geocities is being deleted forevor tomorrow. My first website, from 1997, was
8:02 AM Oct 25th
from txt
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M-O-O-N, that spells status update.
6:56 PM Oct 24th
from txt
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Standing here in the rain, maybe the weather will change again. Change again, or stay the bloody same.
2:46 PM Oct 24th
from txt
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Whatever.
10:51 AM Oct 24th
from txt
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Registered almost my whole DS/Wii collection on Club Nintendo and was able to achieve platinum status in one day. I feel special.
8:05 PM Oct 23rd
from web
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Newsday.com is going to charge $20 a month to read their website. Wow, only $240 a year to read pro-cablevision propaganda. What a deal!
8:41 AM Oct 22nd
from txt
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I sometimes wish I could fly inside a large helium filled UFO shaped mylar balloon. But, alas, I'm stuck on the ground with my metro card.
9:45 AM Oct 20th
from txt
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"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"
6:47 PM Oct 19th
from Twidget
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Surem Hawaii has free health care, the longest life expectancy, nice weather, and beatiful beaches, but milk costs $8 a gallon. Screw that.
8:04 AM Oct 19th
from txt
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