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  1. @Dan2k3k4 Can you send an invite my way, if you still have any left?
  2. @bmelican I'd like a wave invite if you're still looking to give one away.
  3. Anyone have a google wave invite they want to trade for a google voice invite?
  4. Hey, @alyankovic is writing a new screenplay. Could this be UHF 2? This may be the most important day in history!
  5. Bought a bottle of Poland Spring today, was disappointed to only find water inside rather than a Polish elastic coil of wire.
  6. When will they invent a phone that's also an electric shaver?
  7. Taxpayers get to spend another $330,000 on a parade after spending 200 million on their new stadium.
  8. Walmart is planning on doing Black Friday like deals every Saturday. I guess having only one employee trampled by a mob just isn't enough.
  9. We should start Reverse Halloween. Kids would come to our doors and drop off candy or stock our bathrooms w/ TP and cook some eggs for us.
  10. Rain in the morning = Wet socks all day at work.
  11. I hate the Phillies as much as any other sane minded person, but this proves the NY Post is the worse paper ever http://tinyurl.com/yz46ttd
  12. Geocities is being deleted forevor tomorrow. My first website, from 1997, was http://www.geocities.com/Te...
  13. M-O-O-N, that spells status update.
  14. Standing here in the rain, maybe the weather will change again. Change again, or stay the bloody same.
  15. Whatever.
  16. Registered almost my whole DS/Wii collection on Club Nintendo and was able to achieve platinum status in one day. I feel special.
  17. Newsday.com is going to charge $20 a month to read their website. Wow, only $240 a year to read pro-cablevision propaganda. What a deal!
  18. I sometimes wish I could fly inside a large helium filled UFO shaped mylar balloon. But, alas, I'm stuck on the ground with my metro card.
  19. "If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"
  20. Surem Hawaii has free health care, the longest life expectancy, nice weather, and beatiful beaches, but milk costs $8 a gallon. Screw that.