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  1. @BirdmanDodd Going to bed at 9 is the privilege of kings. about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to BirdmanDodd
  2. Jump on trampoline? Check. Erect conifer in livingroom? Check. Wash socks, do dishes, sync calendars, grab wife's bum? Check. Ah, Sunday. 1:03 PM Nov 29th from Chirp
  3. Swordfighting with my boy; Jupiter bright in the sky; dog passes unspeakable gas; my girl pouts when she doesn't win her game. 3:51 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  4. Ditched work early so I can come home and jump on the new trampampoline! #jumping 10:50 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  5. We got a free trampampoline!!! 5:19 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  6. I am, in fact, somewhat taller than my height. 11:29 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Unfollowing anti-science nutbars. Ignorami: they mean well, but distributing someone's half-understood propaganda is irresponsible. 7:05 AM Nov 24th from web
  8. Tonight I am appreciating, in no particular order, the virtues of verse, humility, wine and the boundless human capacity to be ass-holes. 5:05 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  9. Home-smoked bacon and a cuppa tea, that's the noon time snack for an ink-stained wretch like me. Calloo, callay...what a lazy sabbath day. 9:33 AM Nov 22nd from Chirp
  10. I am eating little oranges, one by one; I am eating little oranges, til my tongue turns numb. 7:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Several hundred dollars poorer, I now have an iPhone to replace the one I put the laundry on Sunday. Note to self: be less retarded. 10:00 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. My immune system reports the swine flu (local instance) defeated! I hand out trophies to my T-cells and give everyone a raise. Good work, me 3:12 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. The correct answer to some of life questions is simply: pudding. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. #pudding 6:29 PM Nov 15th from web
  14. @richjohnston You're not spilling any beans, are you? Don't make me squinch my eyes shut against the stream. 5:30 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to richjohnston
  15. Now I've updated my blog and destroyed my iPhone: certainly, today I have sucked the marrow of life; dizzying highs, heartbreaking lows. 3:42 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. New non-fiction post: http://bit.ly/42HB4U #science #education #writers #scifi 1:17 PM Nov 15th from web
  17. I have just put my iPhone through the washing machine. It is very clean, but less responsive than previously. #iPhone #fail 11:26 AM Nov 15th from Chirp
  18. My three year old son has just achieved big boy status on the bike: the training wheels are cast off, and he is liberated. Whee! #bicycle 9:34 AM Nov 15th from web
  19. It's 9 C on an autumn night; balmy, smelling of leaves and wood fires; the milf and I take the kids for an evening walk around the village. 3:10 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. RT @simianfarmer [...] Chicks dig surprises! And guys dig chicks that dig getting surprised. (This is so true.) 12:38 PM Nov 14th from web