CheeseburgerB
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@ Going to bed at 9 is the privilege of kings.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to BirdmanDodd
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Jump on trampoline? Check. Erect conifer in livingroom? Check. Wash socks, do dishes, sync calendars, grab wife's bum? Check. Ah, Sunday.
1:03 PM Nov 29th
from Chirp
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Swordfighting with my boy; Jupiter bright in the sky; dog passes unspeakable gas; my girl pouts when she doesn't win her game.
3:51 PM Nov 27th
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Ditched work early so I can come home and jump on the new trampampoline!
10:50 AM Nov 27th
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We got a free trampampoline!!!
5:19 AM Nov 26th
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I am, in fact, somewhat taller than my height.
11:29 AM Nov 24th
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Unfollowing anti-science nutbars. Ignorami: they mean well, but distributing someone's half-understood propaganda is irresponsible.
7:05 AM Nov 24th
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Tonight I am appreciating, in no particular order, the virtues of verse, humility, wine and the boundless human capacity to be ass-holes.
5:05 PM Nov 23rd
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Home-smoked bacon and a cuppa tea, that's the noon time snack for an ink-stained wretch like me. Calloo, callay...what a lazy sabbath day.
9:33 AM Nov 22nd
from Chirp
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I am eating little oranges, one by one; I am eating little oranges, til my tongue turns numb.
7:59 AM Nov 18th
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Several hundred dollars poorer, I now have an iPhone to replace the one I put the laundry on Sunday. Note to self: be less retarded.
10:00 AM Nov 17th
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My immune system reports the swine flu (local instance) defeated! I hand out trophies to my T-cells and give everyone a raise. Good work, me
3:12 AM Nov 17th
from web
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The correct answer to some of life questions is simply: pudding. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
6:29 PM Nov 15th
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@ You're not spilling any beans, are you? Don't make me squinch my eyes shut against the stream.
5:30 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to richjohnston
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Now I've updated my blog and destroyed my iPhone: certainly, today I have sucked the marrow of life; dizzying highs, heartbreaking lows.
3:42 PM Nov 15th
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New non-fiction post:
1:17 PM Nov 15th
from web
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I have just put my iPhone through the washing machine. It is very clean, but less responsive than previously.
11:26 AM Nov 15th
from Chirp
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My three year old son has just achieved big boy status on the bike: the training wheels are cast off, and he is liberated. Whee!
9:34 AM Nov 15th
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It's 9 C on an autumn night; balmy, smelling of leaves and wood fires; the milf and I take the kids for an evening walk around the village.
3:10 PM Nov 14th
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RT @ [...] Chicks dig surprises! And guys dig chicks that dig getting surprised. (This is so true.)
12:38 PM Nov 14th
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