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- This airing of Passenger 57 couldn't be better timed for Alex Datcher's career. Just in time for casting the Michael Jackson bio pic.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
- Not only is the plot of Passenger 57 plausible, but Wesley Snipes is TOTALLY in-the-moment.
Always bet on black.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
- Johnathan Hillstrand's mullet and committed Van Halen Fan look make the Time Bandit the most aptly named ship in the Deadliest Catch fleet.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
- SHOOTING RANGE DIALOG:
KAREN: What are you trying to hit?
LARRY: The chicken on the pendulum.
ME: I love Edgar Allen Poe.2:57 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- The traffic in Odessa is terrible today. http://is.gd/1nliA10:52 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- I don't usually get star-struck, but it was a real treat to see Pedro's cousins from Napoleon Dynamite in the parade: http://is.gd/1nkkB10:25 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Seen at the Odessa, TX 4th of July Parade: A car carrying Miss Junteenth followed by one carring Li'l Tiny Miss Juneteenth.8:45 AM Jul 4th from txt
- Headed out to the inflatable pool in the back yard where I'll teach the girls the physics of water displacement.10:40 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Me to Target's Customer Service Counter: Hi, this is embarrassing,
Toddler with pride: I PEED!
She has Lou Costello's grasp of timing.8:29 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @jimmymarks My Funny-Knuckle.7:36 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to jimmymarks
- This Friday, I will tell you that @trelvix, @brianbolter and @jimmymarks have been hitting the spot lately.7:30 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @weselec I had a Buckminster Fuller joke like that, only I posted it and regretted it. You could try that.9:07 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to weselec
- "I know you are, but why are we here?"
-- Immanuel "Pee-wee" Kant12:36 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- Whoever says you won't be living in 3rd-world squaller for the first 5yrs of each child's life will soon tell you how easy the payments are.1:50 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- @bnferguson Me either, I just mine obscure biographies for punch lines.11:53 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to bnferguson
- @bnferguson No. It was a Geometry joke.11:33 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to bnferguson
- Buckminster Fuller goes into a bar and the guy next to him says, "You see the arrow in FedEx's logo?" Buckminster goes, "No, I see four."9:39 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- @tahoebenr No, but "pooapalegic" makes you today's Poo Portmanteau Champion.9:29 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to tahoebenr
- Like amputees feeling phantom pain, I often smell phantom poop.7:09 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- I think FAVRD's algorithm is broken: http://is.gd/1j9tr6:59 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
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- Name Charlie Trotter
- Location Up in your mix-n-biz.
- Web http://www.lolzie...
- Bio Wikipedia means never having to explain my jokes.
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