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“@naturalgeorge: If you are in the George Strait fan club the new Strait Talk newsletter is available to read online.” @bretrbaldwin 11:55 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
WolfpackAlan What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard. 11:35 AM Jun 2nd via Buffer Retweeted by chatterbarn and 1382 others
“@ToddKincannon: RT @causticbob I finally got one of those "Stop Bullying" bracelets... I stole it off of some fat ginger kid. @amunruh 3:27 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@Radattack5 @jakerf1 Hi. 9:59 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Radattack5
TheFunnyRacist What did black people do before drugs, murder, theft and rape? Whatever the fuck we told them to. 9:22 PM May 31st via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by chatterbarn and 456 others
“@ochocinco: Fuck you pecker head... go suck on a urine popsicle... RT @a_h_6: @ochocinco that's why no one likes you” LoL wtf!? 9:55 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
“@Radattack5: I love life” @JakeRF1 Wish I could say the same. 9:50 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@RickSantorum Hey you right wing fanatic dumbass!! They are judges protecting the constitution! #bigot #Santorum #gay 5:08 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RickSantorum
psa563 I'm astonished & extremely mad that you assholes refuse to protect the life of a baby because of its GENDER! 11:45 AM May 31st via Plume for Android Retweeted by chatterbarn
“@TheFunnySexist: If a lesbian "cock blocks" another lesbian, would it then be considered a "beaver dam?" @amunruh @bretrbaldwin 8:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
“@FunnyEvil: Boy: "Wanna have sex?" Girl: "My doctor said I can't have sex for 2 weeks." Boy: "What did your dentist say? @amunruh 9:43 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
“@FirstWorldPains: I want another beer but I don't want to get up. #firstworldpains” @bretrbaldwin 7:50 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
“@IntimateFacts: At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex.” @bretrbaldwin does this 100% of the time. 12:13 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@bretrbaldwin Hi 7:11 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
TheFunnyRacist What's the difference between Harlem at 10:30 PM and an Olympic 100m race? Nothing. There's a gunshot and all of the black people run. 6:51 AM May 20th via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by chatterbarn and 423 others
#adamonidol I wonder if he has a big penis? 7:43 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
“More than 70% of men and women consider oral sex to be their preferred form of sexual activity, more so than intercourse.” @bretrbaldwin 11:31 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
EternalRiteWing Obama Most Morally Bankrupt Imposter President In U.S. History bit.ly/K30XgI 4:43 PM May 15th via TweetDeck Retweeted by chatterbarn and 5 others
@Sir_Suwoo Hi!! 5:22 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Sir_Suwoo
“@IntimateFacts: The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon.” @amunruh @bretrbaldwin 10:24 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone