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  1. Absolutely I want the free gift wrap for the item I'm ordering for myself that has nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas. Cuz duh, *free*. about 4 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. I've posted new floral and cat designs in my Zazzle store! I'd love for you to check them out: http://bit.ly/5B7Veb about 5 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. Every online retailer known to man has somehow crawled into my email inbox to die. 8:39 AM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  4. Okay, I'll admit it. I'd go to a 3:00 a.m. sale...if they served cocktails and gave away money and free kittens. That's not happening is it? 7:45 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  5. The only turkey I want to see fried today is the one that gave me the germs making me sick on a holiday. 9:17 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  6. I've been here at the Vet's office so long i'm going to list it as my emergency contact. 2:03 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  7. This sneezy, runny nose isn't all bad. I've vastly improved my tissue/wastebasket shooting percentage. 7:22 AM Nov 25th from Brizzly
  8. I know I shouldn't be surprised but... A milk cooler door handle held on only by duct tape? Really Walmart? Stay classy. 6:22 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  9. You can call it a *lumbar pack* but you'd be lying out your fanny. 11:32 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  10. Much like the fate of so many other celebs, I fear that one day soon we'll learn that the Fancy Feast cat has been sent to 'nip rehab. 10:46 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  11. Hopping up on the counter to get things out of the cupboard isn't as much fun as it used to be now that I'm older and could break a hip. 7:57 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  12. After searing my face I realized I must have missed the day in Home Ec when we covered *the air coming out of the hot oven is hot*. 4:25 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  13. I have early onset of tired. 7:41 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  14. This exercise in futility really helps tighten my cranial minimus. 8:02 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  15. No, this burn on my chest isn't from food I spilled on myself. Would you believe it's an alien hickey? How about a badge of stupidity? 1:53 PM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  16. These atomic cat farts are undoubtedly destroying the ozone. And my desire to breathe. 7:49 AM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  17. I just went on a CAKE binge. THE BAND NOT THE DELICIOUS, FLUFFY DESSERT. But that sounds good too. HA! *Sounds good!* I'll shut up now. 3:52 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  18. Today's extraordinary bedhead was brought to you by *Fighting With My Pillow* parts 1, 2, and 3. 6:51 AM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  19. There's a special place in hell for people who quote their therapists, right? Yeah...okay then, at least you'll know where I'll be. 6:25 PM Nov 18th from Brizzly
  20. I'm hiding from my To-do list. As far as you know I was never here. 2:38 PM Nov 17th from Brizzly
  • Name chat blanc
  • Location the funny farm
  • Web http://witsbitch.com
  • Bio I'm a slave to sarcasm, shoe addict, and cat wrangler. oh, and I'm human. mostly. http://chatblanc.tumblr.com/
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