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  1. @Trukindog http://twitpic.com/alr18 - awww, who could resist a kiss from jess! :)about 2 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. just heard my mother say to my dad "you always get to see mine so now I get to see yours." it made opening the mail sound so dirty.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. you wouldn't think an unemployed grad student would have need for a personal assistant, but you'd be jealous and wrong.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. there are things on my to-do list that may require time travel, unicorns, and hell freezing over.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. the toaster pop up mechanism was set on rocket launch this morning so my toast should be returning to earth in time for dinner.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. chain reaction: cat A horks. cat B horks a bit in his mouth. I dry hork.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. geez, these cats take everything so literally. all I said was, "bite me!"about 15 hours ago from web
  8. workout gear makers please note: if I blow out the elastic waistband in these pants I'll only be using the drawstring to kill my fat ass.6:42 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
  9. is there any way a big monster-ish truck driven around in the city is *not* ironic?4:22 PM Jul 15th from web
  10. This ice cream is strictly mediconal. for my tongue injury.3:33 PM Jul 15th from TwitterBerry
  11. My Daily Twittascope - You are anticipating the Moon's return to your sign later today, and want to make the most o... http://bit.ly/vbrIa10:25 AM Jul 15th from API
  12. after cleaning up what the cat literally drug in, I can confidently say that squirrel guts are *not* less greasy or grimy than gopher guts.8:27 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
  13. @urbanhipster with our skillz put together we could make a mean cup of hot water.7:03 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to urbanhipster
  14. I put whole coffee beans in the filter instead of the grinder. that sets the bar exceptionally low for the rest of you people.6:48 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
  15. listen up whiny cat, I have one nerve and zero patience. do the math.6:38 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
  16. My Daily Twittascope - You are anticipating the Moon's return to your sign later today, and want to make the most o... http://bit.ly/vbrIa12:33 AM Jul 15th from API
  17. I may have disfigured my tongue while chewing. also, my tongue is the other red meat.1:42 PM Jul 14th from web
  18. I love being called a liar first thing in the morning.8:43 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
  19. I hope the court reporter got all the meowing going on here properly noted in the record of my testimony by phone this morning.7:48 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
  20. extreme exfoliation: use of new loofah and new razor on the same day.12:33 PM Jul 12th from web
  • Name chat blanc
  • Location the funny farm
  • Web http://witsbitch.com
  • Bio I'm a slave to sarcasm, shoe addict, and cat wrangler. oh, and I'm human. mostly. http://chatblanc.tumblr.com/
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