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ChasUnderwood3

  1. Latest #SRPL #91 – Fine Wine goo.gl/fb/uvUcO
  2. Air Canada / Maple Leaf Lounge is a dump. Will fly other airlines to ensure I don't revisit! http://plixi.com/p/74547975
  3. Are you a 911 pocket dialer? Stay on the line and let police know it was a mistake...who knew? http://bit.ly/emH7t8
  4. Dark chocolate venison stew topped with terragon cheddar biscuits. I may give the chef a night off more often!
  5. The only way to fix 2 stitches is Hello Kitty http://plixi.com/p/59410016
  6. Jason Priestly as #fitz. This is genius. Fave line "cock blocked by a corpse, that's one for the biography".
  7. A remarkable number of naked women started following me this week. I assume my writing moved them...maybe its spam
  8. Great football quote for you brits..."He loves to get his head on balls he does." Brilliant!
  9. Hey Goldman Sachs, please manage my money better than you manage your spelling! http://twitpic.com/380dex
  10. And I thought Steve Jobs was just breathing heavy! Apple iTunes and The Beatles Come Together, So What? pcmag.com/article2/0,281… via @pcmag
  11. New favorite phrase..."it is like see an amish couple at a swingers party"
  12. Latest #SRPL #90 – Sailing http://goo.gl/fb/e011a
  13. Dog plus neck cone equals comedy! Not that I wish it upon the dog, I just can't help laughing!
  14. Fingerling sounds dirty, but it is just a potato!
  15. Halloween parties are fun, gin and tonic is fun, the morning after a party plus gin and tonics is not!
  16. Not the "rich people" I typically profile...Police search for 'rightful' lottery winners theglobeandmail.com/news/national/…
  17. Latest #SRPL #89 – Cufflinks http://goo.gl/fb/oeGWz
  18. Just started reading Art of the Start by @GuyKawasaki, working on my Mantra now!
  19. Latest #SRPL #88 – Producing Movies http://goo.gl/fb/Tgtzp