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chase

I try not to set any goals that require getting out of bed or putting in any effort... That being said, I feel pretty accomplished. 7:18 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Just doing my part for the cause. instagr.am/p/K_Fv9nu_Kl/ 3:24 PM May 23rd via Instagram
@bassman67 I can only assume you're talking about the great retail division of Apple 9:31 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bassman67
DanteEvilCat I wonder if tap dancers ever walk into a room, see a nice floor and think, "I'd so tap that." 3:45 PM Apr 27th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by chase and 66 others
@atMattb @jurysch hahahha 7:32 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to atMattb
@erichamlett hahaha drive a truck… that's funny 1:39 PM May 16th via Twitter for Mac in reply to erichamlett
@JonnyT88 @erichamlett @nicky_rozayy @stephsteph1130 @rabas4 if you need cash, better shot making it at the Addison one haha 1:37 PM May 16th via Twitter for Mac in reply to JonnyT88
Just saw a fat black guy on roller skates. That's the sign of Armageddon. The Mayans were right. 6:11 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
West coast of Ireland - Galway instagr.am/p/KqUQKiu_FR/ 1:46 PM May 15th via Instagram
@erichamlett with your arms... 6:36 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erichamlett
I just know my last words are going to be, "I got this" instagr.am/p/KnuHhwu_NH/ 1:35 PM May 14th via Instagram
Dear Mom, Happy Mothers Day. Here's a gift... See?! NOW you're seeing an upside to that drunken mistake you and Dad made 24 years ago! 9:11 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
@atMattb that's like saying every movie Morgan Freeman is in, he's portrayed as wise. Or Sam L Jackson plays an angry black guy lol 9:05 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to atMattb
markleggett I never hold a door open for a woman, I hold it shut to help her develop the arm strength needed to succeed in this oppressive male society. 2:49 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by chase and 109 others
@Yessica_Poodle haha where are you? Did I even talk to anyone last night? I was gone. 8:22 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Yessica_Poodle
I know you've probably asked yourself, "Self, do Jameson whiskey bottle chandeliers exist?" Why yes, they do instagr.am/p/KgKQ7dO_K_/ 3:07 PM May 11th via Instagram
@JRyanNYC Might want to direct your rant towards @ChaseSupport and @ChaseNews 1:27 PM May 11th via Twitter for Mac in reply to JRyanNYC
"Let me cut to the chase… HA! Get it!?!? THAT'S MY NAME!! MY NAME IS CHASE!! Gah I'm hilarious." 9:21 AM May 11th via Twitter for Mac
@Yessica_Poodle alright mommm 5:11 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Yessica_Poodle
Dear Babies, Quit being camera hogs. You're stealing the spotlight away from me on everyone's Facebook feed. Sincerely, Childless. 5:00 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Chase Giunta
Location Dallas, TX
Web http://www.chaseg...
Bio Photographer // Jokester // Rapper // Actor - In that order. In my dreams. Recently hired Graphic / UI Designer for Macroplant. Changes coming soon.