charvak
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Welcome to the "Stock" Market!
6:14 AM Jul 21st
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Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!
6:14 AM Jul 21st
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The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
6:14 AM Jul 21st
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I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to
him for $50."
6:13 AM Jul 21st
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In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the
man has collected.
6:13 AM Jul 21st
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However, since he had to go to the city on some
business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
6:12 AM Jul 21st
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let alone catch
it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50!
6:12 AM Jul 21st
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The offer rate increased
to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey
6:12 AM Jul 21st
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Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
6:10 AM Jul 21st
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This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again.
6:09 AM Jul 21st
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He
further announced that he would now buy at $ 20.
6:08 AM Jul 21st
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The man bought thousands at $ 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
6:07 AM Jul 21st
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The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
6:07 AM Jul 21st
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $ 10.
6:05 AM Jul 21st
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P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
6:03 AM Jul 21st
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Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
6:02 AM Jul 21st
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Some fun definitions
6:02 AM Jul 21st
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those with experience and those with money. Towards the end of the day, they exchange their assets and go home."
6:00 AM Jul 21st
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Markets are the places where two types of people meet up in the morning:
6:00 AM Jul 21st
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
5:58 AM Jul 21st
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- Name charvak
- Bio I have lost sizable amount of money from trading stocks and forex last year. To relieve the tension, I want to share humorous anecdotes related to stock market
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