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  1. Next week: Gary Glitter's Adventures in the Afterlife
  2. Someone's crossed that line.
  3. Glitter is dressed as Wang from the popular videogame Tekken.
  4. GLITTER ON THE STAND.
  5. Good morning Australians. Please watch Dead Set tonight on SBS One at 10pm. Don't make me come down there and make you.
  6. There's an excruciating 'how to brightdance' video on this poxheap: http://bit.ly/19qIiE (click 'Perform' & 'How To') - lamest thing ever?
  7. Innocent Smoothies sounds like an illegal magazine.
  8. Someone told me they'd been put off Innocent Smoothies after seeing them described as 'Clown's Cum' on the net. Put me off too for a bit.
  9. Which is worse? The chummy tone of Innocent Smoothie cartons, or Orange's cutesy-poo tariff names ('Dolphin', 'Panther' etc)?
  10. @BluePesto I apologise. I bought it in a shop!
  11. @gracedent Second Life isn't a game, see. It's a big wanky chatroom. You want Pacman, you do.
  12. @carrliadiere It doesn't 'force' anyone to 'confront an issue' any more than 24 does. It's entertainment: total schlock at that.
  13. @ChrisTr Naaah. Because the storyline is total rubbish. It just comes across as empty shock.
  14. @OOFTStuart A 9 for technical achievement. But the storyline only merits a 1. It's daft, and 'that bit' is v much 'unearned'.
  15. ... I mean, really: way to set the public image of videogaming back a decade.
  16. Finished MW2 last night after all. S'alright. More I think about that airport bit the more I think Infinity Ward have lost their minds...
  17. @RealDMitchell Definitely... it was in Central London somewhere. They also had a photo of The Monkees. Not at the same time.
  18. @RealDMitchell I went to a curry house the other day that had a photo of you in the window, looking bewildered.
  19. RT @WorldofSab: MISSING - Please RT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8348123.stm
  20. RT @RealDMitchell: This week's Observer column: http://bit.ly/M54hz. It's basically me moaning about my job.