Charlottewgnr
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Wesley's dino experiment mistakenly mixes with Riker's beard DNA, creating the sexy-but-dangerous Velociriker. Troi's mom tries to marry it.
1:43 PM Apr 30th
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@ I know. I have a blister too. All messed up.
about 10 hours ago
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from Kansas City, MO
in reply to saliqmander
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Had an incident with the scissors last night. Still can’t feel my finger. Is that bad?
about 10 hours ago
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@ We has steak there and tried to go to some ridiculous sushi place.
9:30 PM Jun 1st
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@ Santana Lane? That place is kinda freaky.
9:10 PM Jun 1st
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Every time I hear the security door alarm at work, I want to just stand there and cry like a toddler.
10:41 AM Jun 1st
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from Kansas City, MO
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Play as Super Meat Boy in Retro City Rampage - @ @
11:45 AM May 31st
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@ You get a cool car?
9:41 PM May 29th
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in reply to caitlindean
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@ Miss you already! Safely arrived?
4:24 PM May 29th
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Surprised I wasn’t the one to cause a health and safety incident at work today.
1:48 PM May 29th
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So our shower is scary. It’s gonna get gutted and redone for the next three days. Guys, I’m gonna be gnarly.
12:14 PM May 29th
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I wonder if ant farms are like Minecraft or if I’m just one beer drunk again.
10:12 PM May 28th
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Then I lured the chicken, sheep, and pigs into my lair and grew some wheat for them. It’s a farm-cave.
10:11 PM May 28th
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from Kansas City, MO
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Minecraft is making me so much more OCD than normal. The caves will be PERFECTLY smooth.
10:09 PM May 28th
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from Kansas City, MO
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God dammit that’s actually really good.
7:24 PM May 27th
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Dad just poured port on chocolate ice cream. My lord.
7:19 PM May 27th
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from Kansas City, MO
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@ Noooo!
8:13 PM May 26th
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from Kansas City, MO
in reply to starrlegion
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@ Haha, no. I’m keeping it.
7:45 PM May 26th
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from Kansas City, MO
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@ I left my phone in the back hall and this happened.
7:40 PM May 26th
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Photo: Oh god no. (Taken with instagram)
6:47 PM May 26th
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