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  1. @MeGeBe Hmm, good. But Shirley's eggy productivity will see Charlotte sent to the chopping block if she doesn't get laying! #ihateshirley
  2. 10 to the dozen? Do I mean nineteen to the dozen? Whatever, I still hate Shirley.
  3. Shame of my life - chicken named after me is being egg-BARREN, while my 'friend' Shirley is popping em out 10 to the dozen. #ihateshirley
  4. RT @qikipedia: The German word kummerspeck, literally 'grief *bacon*', means an excessive gain in weight prompted by emotional problems.
  5. RT @HazFly: It's not that I envy my husband his status as an adult orphan. But dear god the alternative is complicated and exhausting.
  6. RT @Meanjin: Extract from Jane Gleeson White's latest for us, in the Australian. http://bit.ly/7HQl8v
  7. @MeGeBe thanks, we don't eat that many eggs so might be happy to pay, will check out http://www.featherandbone.com.au/
  8. @9BeanRow >>And other accred bodies allow horrible practices, see http://tinyurl.com/nuzl65 - am going to blog on this confusion shortly.
  9. @9BeanRow S'complicated, apparently. Seems FREPA-accred ones best, but even they seem to allow some beak-trimming. http://frepa.com.au/ >>
  10. Anyone know someone in Syd / inner west selling home-raised eggs? Just can't trust labelling to ensure real free-range chooks!
  11. Good meaty, interesting stuff. RT @Carmelbird Nice article about my novels here: http://tinyurl.com/y9rgtnj
  12. Have already had enough of the Mad Monk. And then Howard's voice! Horrible flashbacks to the Worst Old Days. Will mute MM at all times now.
  13. RT @MeGeBe: Cannot STAND seeing footage of abbott speaking against abortion - he's going to make me cranky - often
  14. RT @SimonThomsen: RT @miafreedman: Details of the Waterlow-Heuston trust set up for Chloe Waterlow's 3 little kids. http://bit.ly/4rUgUj ...
  15. What makes your salad spin? http://howtoshuckanoyster.com/2009/12/01/leaves-of-class/
  16. Let me say this; I respect the burbs but we need to stand for something; that's why I'll vote beach today #beachvsburbsfamilyxmasvenuespill
  17. @virginia mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  18. @sophiec @megebe Am desperate for that salmon. Keep checking mine in the fridge. One more day ...
  19. RT @Colvinius: RT @LarvatusProdeo Nick Minchin was a sceptic on tobacco http://bit.ly/6JSq1s
  20. @margolanagan Ark? Adder? alphabet? Anthem? Asp? Aioli!