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@ and i'm really excited about it! Don't pick on my 24 ounces of tasty malt beverage.
about 1 hour ago
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I'm having cheesecake for dinner and spaghetti for dessert! Don't judge me.
7:25 PM Dec 10th
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I think it was a good experience for him.
7:16 PM Dec 2nd
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I made brent give the girls a bath tonight. Elle started off the fiasco by getting into the tub with her socks and shirt on.
7:16 PM Dec 2nd
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We drove by a house that was all lit up and elle goes look! Merry christmas lights!
6:01 PM Nov 28th
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That's like victoria's secret without lingerie!
1:50 PM Nov 28th
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@ You're nuttier than squirrell poo!
9:52 AM Nov 27th
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"No one was with her when she died."
8:12 PM Nov 24th
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@ i'm so sorry! @ and i could come splatter some blood around to make it more interesting. Is insurance covering?
7:33 AM Nov 24th
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@ last night for me is a blur of cocktails, ppl i don't know, and some fantastic naked time. I hope i went to 2 different parties.
8:27 PM Nov 22nd
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That's like asking a girl if she wants a shot, then asking her what name her tab's under and if you can have one too.
3:36 PM Nov 21st
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My husband just said quote: would you like a cigarette to smoke? I said sure and put out my hand. He said where are yours?
3:33 PM Nov 21st
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Brent just farted in the car and locked the windows. The seat heater is on. Ew.
3:23 PM Nov 21st
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I just say a dog in the west village wearing a sign that said for sale by alcoholic owner. I'm not sure how i feel about that.
12:44 PM Nov 21st
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I'm going to a black and white party tonight. Can i wear ivory or does it need to be white?
12:22 PM Nov 21st
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@ didn't you just have a birthday?
11:00 AM Nov 21st
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Leggings do not equal pants. Especially if you're hot, 20 years old, and wearing granny panties.
12:32 PM Nov 20th
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Sister time is awesome. So far youtube, zombie arms, pants, and old people walkers have been discussed. Party :)
8:03 PM Nov 17th
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@ elope with me! You can buy me a ring from a vending machine in vegas. Happy birthday.
8:00 PM Nov 17th
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I dropped a small shelf in the bathroom the other day. Elle gave me a very stern look and said, "look what you did! that's no ma'am!"
6:22 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Charlotte Peeples
- Location Dallas, TX
- Bio Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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