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  1. @peeplesart and i'm really excited about it! Don't pick on my 24 ounces of tasty malt beverage.
  2. I'm having cheesecake for dinner and spaghetti for dessert! Don't judge me.
  3. I think it was a good experience for him.
  4. I made brent give the girls a bath tonight. Elle started off the fiasco by getting into the tub with her socks and shirt on.
  5. We drove by a house that was all lit up and elle goes look! Merry christmas lights!
  6. That's like victoria's secret without lingerie! #paulwithoutbeard
  7. @dani_ca You're nuttier than squirrell poo!
  8. "No one was with her when she died."
  9. @zeuscomics i'm so sorry! @peeplesart and i could come splatter some blood around to make it more interesting. Is insurance covering?
  10. @schmeschme last night for me is a blur of cocktails, ppl i don't know, and some fantastic naked time. I hope i went to 2 different parties.
  11. That's like asking a girl if she wants a shot, then asking her what name her tab's under and if you can have one too.
  12. My husband just said quote: would you like a cigarette to smoke? I said sure and put out my hand. He said where are yours?
  13. Brent just farted in the car and locked the windows. The seat heater is on. Ew.
  14. I just say a dog in the west village wearing a sign that said for sale by alcoholic owner. I'm not sure how i feel about that.
  15. I'm going to a black and white party tonight. Can i wear ivory or does it need to be white?
  16. @schmeschme didn't you just have a birthday?
  17. Leggings do not equal pants. Especially if you're hot, 20 years old, and wearing granny panties.
  18. Sister time is awesome. So far youtube, zombie arms, pants, and old people walkers have been discussed. Party :)
  19. @schmeschme elope with me! You can buy me a ring from a vending machine in vegas. Happy birthday.
  20. I dropped a small shelf in the bathroom the other day. Elle gave me a very stern look and said, "look what you did! that's no ma'am!"