charliemcdowell
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Dear GAM, "Did you steal Petunia's charger so you could charge Mufasa?!" I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.
10:55 AM May 18th
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Dear GAM, “I would give anything for a hammer to bust through our door if it takes me to Chris Hemsworth.” I'll go look for my toolbox.
11:06 AM May 10th
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Dear GAM, “I don’t care that he's spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.
11:29 AM May 8th
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Dear Girls Above Me, “Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.
10:59 AM May 7th
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Dear Girls Above Me, "I've always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans." Stop wondering, they're Cubans.
10:57 AM Apr 23rd
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GAM have been in Miami for "spring break," regardless of the fact that they don't have jobs nor are in school. They shall return soon...
12:53 PM Apr 18th
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Dear GAM, "Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time." Alright...I'm in.
10:41 AM Apr 6th
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Dear GAM, “Is it okay if I take Nyquil during the day or only at night?” You should NEVER be operating heavy machinery anyway, so go for it.
10:58 AM Apr 5th
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Dear GAM, "For the lotto I picked the jersey numbers of the soccer players I hooked up with in high school!" You're only allowed 6 numbers.
10:16 AM Mar 29th
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Dear Girls Above Me, (at 2AM) "Were we even born when the world was 8 days a week?" Ladies, time to turn off The Beatles and get some sleep.
10:14 AM Mar 28th
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Dear GAM, (singing) "Never mind, I'll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo." Should I sing backup from the toilet?
10:48 AM Mar 26th
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Someone once told me that there's life outside the girls above me, so I started @ to prove them wrong.
10:25 AM Mar 23rd
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Dear Girls Above Me, "I'm beyond excited to see Hunger Games! I can finally pretend like I read the book." I KNEW you never read Precious!
9:56 AM Mar 23rd
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Dear GAM, "Oh my God, do you think that a long time ago the world used to be in black and white?" Yes, color came when you two were born.
11:29 AM Mar 22nd
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@ Thanks for the kind words! I've never been recognized before. How did you know it was me???
8:35 PM Mar 21st
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in reply to JaneinBed
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Dear GAM, "Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He's just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.
11:33 AM Mar 21st
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Dear GAM, “Payton Manning's going to Denver? He should play for the LA..." Wait for it... "The LA? What's LA's team again?" And there it is.
12:10 PM Mar 20th
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Dear GAM, "I'm so proud, I didn't even get that wasted on St. Patrick's Day, did I?" Are you asking because you were too drunk to remember?
9:58 AM Mar 19th
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Dear Girls Above Me, “There’s such a thing as invisible children!? Wait, how do you see them if they're invisible?” Kony 2012.
12:22 PM Mar 9th
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Dear GAM, "Luke told me that HD stands for 'Huge Dick.' Is that true?!" If you come downstairs and I'll show you my 55" Huge Dick in color.
11:24 AM Mar 6th
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- Name Charlie McDowell
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.deargi...
- Bio I write letters to the girls who live above me.
GAM= Girls Above Me
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