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  1. An essay by Charlie Accetta bit.ly/KBpRYc
  2. In my old man's time his solution for dealing w/ punks was "send 'em to Alaska." Now that Alaska is full of punks, thank God for Guantanamo.
  3. @nprfreshair has just under 76k Twitter followers while that freak-show Lady Gaga has millions of them. What's wrong with all of you?
  4. Book signing at Starbucks in Selden NY right now. Leianne Wilsonn "Life Shaping Questions"
  5. The best place to write. (@ Starbucks w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/KTrNKn
  6. I just unlocked the "(RED)Rush to Zero" badge on @foursquare, triggering a $1 donation to help fight AIDS. #REDRush 4sq.com/KTrQFT
  7. Congrats to Johann Santana for pitching the first no-hitter in 50 years of Mets baseball. I didn't see a single pitch. Figures.
  8. Julian Assange to Sweden is the prelude to U.S. action against him. The White House hasn't decided yet ... drone strike or Guantanamo.
  9. My cousin always asks if I'm getting back w/ the ex-GF. After 2 years, I figure the odds of Martin & Lewis getting back together are better.
  10. Unlike its stock, Facebook's BlackBerry ap is in need of a new launch. It's lame. They should call it Pimple-Facebook.
  11. Boeing suppliers use a gizmo that generates a unique code w/ each login to the portal, a security measure vs cyberspies. Made in China, BTW.
  12. With polls showing Obama & Romney in a dead heat, look for an upcoming manufactured national crisis that doesn't spell "unemployment"
  13. #fastlink Friday means I'm obligated to throw in a clever thought or two. Yeah ... I'm out of stock on those. How soon do you need them?
  14. Stupid Hollywood #2 Studios & exhibitors failing to anticipate demand on Snow White. 2 screens out of 17 for the opening weekend?
  15. Stupid Hollywood #1 Local multiplex committed to MIB3 in digital 3D, IMAX 3D & 2D screenings simultaneously. How about direct to DVD?
  16. DJ Afrojack dumped Paris Hilton. DJ WHO? Sounds like some hip-hop breakfast food. "Hey mofo White Ass Rabbit, Afrojack be for gangsta's."
  17. @MikeBloomberg Right on, Mister Mayor. Prohibition is always the smoothest course. You're the Josef Stalin of carbonated beverages.