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charlieconnelly

  1. *thinks* What would Wilson, Keppel and Betty do?
  2. @BigDL When you think, 14 years before *that* we thought John Fryer was our saviour...
  3. This time 14 years ago, @BigDL was doing this twitpic.com/1qxhcj Snazzy new trainers Dave. Bet you've still got them.
  4. @BigDL You mean... like this? twitpic.com/1qxhcj
  5. @claireoconnell @jenoconnell "Just lie back and relax Ms O'Connell while I whip them out for you." #carryonwisdomteeth
  6. @sineadgleeson Just heard @wilflunn is on Twitter. For me, this trumps Will Self...
  7. @davidsonjenn @anniewestdotcom Nothing cheers a day more than a pickled egg. Except perhaps a chimpanzee with a soda siphon.
  8. @claireoconnell @jenoconnell #doubleentendreoftheday
  9. Yup. If you replace 'cookie' with 'pickled egg' that's pretty much my day. RT @anniewestdotcom: twitpic.com/9ozi6w (via @graphjam )
  10. @barbershopboy Heh! As it happens I'm popping round in a bit. I won't argue too hard though - you've got scissors.
  11. @carolinepennock "Fancy stepping out of our £500,000 house for top class nosh at a posh eaterie tonight, dear?"
  12. @carolinepennock I think it should be a rule that journalists have to speak in everyday life in exactly the same way they write.
  13. @carolinepennock (For 'slender' read 'short and hairy')
  14. @carolinepennock I'm wearing shorts. Or as the Mail would have it, I'm "showing off my slender legs".
  15. @raptureponies @AnnieAtkins It's a bit like people who turn a statement into a question by adding 'no?' to the end, no?
  16. @brenstrong @deshocks Ha! Indeed.
  17. @deshocks It's official - satire is dead.
  18. Ah, May 25th. Can't believe it's now fourteen years since the greatest game Wembley ever saw. youtu.be/X5C4PEFIyW4