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CharleyDaniels

  1. If you're going to buy a sword, you might as well get two, or else you won't have anyone to swordfight with.
  2. When Chewbacco gets excited about various things. #FavoritePartsOfTheStarWarMovie
  3. Last pair of clean underwear. Make 'em count.
  4. If you told me I smell like bourbon and beef jerky, I would have to use your tone to determine whether it was an insult or a compliment.
  5. Why is Chopin's work considered masterful, but my snoring is considered annoying? The liberal media, that's why.
  6. @breakupthespace You mean like one of my homies? Never.
  7. Bike helmets mess up your hair, but a cracked skull will too! So it's a wash, basically.
  8. @mocoddle So you're saying they should be called "Chucksquees"? I can only agree with you vigorously.
  9. @mocoddle A chipmunk makes total sense.
  10. @mocoddle Yeah, I mean, we probably share an ancestor somewhere in the genome.
  11. @mocoddle Thank YOU! This guy thinks I've never been around children, I guess.
  12. This person is trying to convince me that children eventually become humans.
  13. @sarahkuhn You looked more put-together than I do, and I came from the office ...
  14. @racas Definitely not very strongly. On a scale from 1-10, maybe a 4?
  15. Trying to come up with some strong opinions to blog about.
  16. A bellicose countenance will get you beat up where I'm from. I don't mean your facial expression, I mean using words like that.
  17. Overstock and Amazon remind me of my grandparents right after they discovered email.
  18. On my way to urgent care because I ate a bunch of asparagus and my pee still smells normal.
  19. When we update the list of aggressive invasive species that have no natural predators, we should consider adding "internet marketers."