CharleyDaniels
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If you're going to buy a sword, you might as well get two, or else you won't have anyone to swordfight with.
1:28 PM May 25th
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When Chewbacco gets excited about various things.
11:41 AM May 25th
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Last pair of clean underwear. Make 'em count.
7:49 AM May 25th
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If you told me I smell like bourbon and beef jerky, I would have to use your tone to determine whether it was an insult or a compliment.
5:10 PM May 24th
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Why is Chopin's work considered masterful, but my snoring is considered annoying? The liberal media, that's why.
11:27 AM May 24th
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@ You mean like one of my homies? Never.
11:28 AM May 23rd
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in reply to breakupthespace
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Bike helmets mess up your hair, but a cracked skull will too! So it's a wash, basically.
5:37 PM May 22nd
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@ So you're saying they should be called "Chucksquees"? I can only agree with you vigorously.
3:26 PM May 22nd
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in reply to mocoddle
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@ A chipmunk makes total sense.
3:15 PM May 22nd
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in reply to mocoddle
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@ Yeah, I mean, we probably share an ancestor somewhere in the genome.
3:11 PM May 22nd
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in reply to mocoddle
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@ Thank YOU! This guy thinks I've never been around children, I guess.
3:07 PM May 22nd
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in reply to mocoddle
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This person is trying to convince me that children eventually become humans.
3:06 PM May 22nd
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@ You looked more put-together than I do, and I came from the office ...
12:30 PM May 22nd
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in reply to sarahkuhn
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@ Definitely not very strongly. On a scale from 1-10, maybe a 4?
11:36 AM May 22nd
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in reply to racas
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Trying to come up with some strong opinions to blog about.
11:31 AM May 22nd
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A bellicose countenance will get you beat up where I'm from. I don't mean your facial expression, I mean using words like that.
9:23 AM May 22nd
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Overstock and Amazon remind me of my grandparents right after they discovered email.
12:01 PM May 21st
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On my way to urgent care because I ate a bunch of asparagus and my pee still smells normal.
10:58 PM May 16th
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It was a true dilemma. He wanted to convince his best friend to quit prostituting herself, but he knew she wouldn't be his friend for free.
1:51 PM May 16th
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When we update the list of aggressive invasive species that have no natural predators, we should consider adding "internet marketers."
1:01 PM May 16th
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- Name Charley Daniels
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.charle...
- Bio The U.S. Jambassador to Funkistan
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