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  1. You think Labour messed up? Wait and see what the Tories can do! A bunch of naive, ignorant and cossetted twerps who have never had to work.
  2. Cameron's master plan is to get more people in work by increasing the number of unemployed to 3 million whilst also reducing their benefits.
  3. @stephenfry everyone who is anyone watches LCTC. Others are mushy-minded plebs who wouldn't know a good prog if it slapped 'em with a kipper
  4. Several news sources report that British children are not getting enough exercise. Well, DUH!
  5. UK scientists say the global average temperature could rise by 4C (7.2F) as early as 2060. Typical of my bad luck - I'll be dead by then.
  6. Lily Allen has revealed she once nearly sh*t herself on stage ... well, she is pretty full of the stuff.
  7. Does anybody else think hyper-hyped 'FlashForward' is pants? I only lasted 15 minutes, but 15 minutes of pants is my limit.
  8. @juliebenz my advice would be: turn it to the left and look in a mirror.
  9. I dropped a tin of custard on my toe and it bloody hurt :(
  10. @amber_benson @ClareBerry @AnthonySHead @elizadushku @alydenisof @CapricaSeven Please send me details of known Buffy/Angel Twitterers :)
  11. @juliebenz @emmacaulfield @feliciaday @tomlenk @julietlandau @adambusch @ToyHouseProd Please send details of known Buffy/Angel Twitterers :)
  12. @juliebenz @emmacaulfield @feliciaday @tomlenk @julietlandau @adambusch now listed on my BA fan site - hope you get more followers!
  13. @amber_benson @ClareBerry @AnthonySHead @elizadushku @alydenisof now listed on my BA fan site - hope you get more followers!
  14. Any Buffy/Angel twits may find themselves gaining a lot of new followers, as I have listed them on my BA fan site.
  15. @alydenisof ... this explains it all ;) http://bit.ly/sKVPc
  16. BAMBER GASCOIGNE: What was Gandhi's first name? CONTESTANT: Goosey?
  17. To po.tential follo.wers: I don't wis.h to see B.r.itne.y s.ucking coc.k and get.ting f.ucked, or Hi.lton, Loha.n, and lots more. Th.anks.
  18. GWR FM DJ: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963? CONTESTANT I don't know, I wasn't watching it then
  19. Quiz question on BRMB Radio: What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish. Host: That's close enough.
  20. In Pennsylvania, no man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. So how do single guys get drunk enough to propose?