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  1. http://twitpic.com/ulyuh - BAM! Obey the 'stache!
  2. Hypothermia? In Miami? What the what? #CSI
  3. Oh, hey subplot, how did you suddenly become the focus of the episode? #CSI
  4. You're getting busted because of a swab, you hear me? A SWAB! #CSI
  5. Trespassing is a little thing? You have got some strange priorities, David Caruso. #CSI
  6. @Lumpy79 Does it have an eerie orange glow that's surprisingly NOT from David Caruso's hair? I think not. #CSI
  7. Oh man! Tire treads? TWO SETS? Riveting. #CSI
  8. @tryonkus No. I watch it because it is the single hardest-working show on television.
  9. "Reality just became real." You're fucking blowing my mind, David Caruso. #CSI
  10. Nice! it's the murder-within-a-reality-show-within-a-crime-drama episode. #CSI #thatoneguyfromdrewcareyison
  11. Makin' th' 'shrooms. This tweet sponsored by apostrophes int'l.
  12. If it hovered "for hours," how come the Russians didn't try to shoot it the fuck down? http://bit.ly/74OSTD #itisprobablynotaufo
  13. I had two PBR's tonight, so I guess now I have to start wearing ironic flannel and not really understanding what "ironic" means.
  14. @tryonkus Not remotely. Haven't had one since the one assigned at college.
  15. OK, I did allergy meds with some winking eye alcohol suggestions, and I'm still awake. Does anyone have horse tranquilizer I can borrow?
  16. @cbeezwax @Lumpy79 Stop it, guys, now I keep seeing her car being lost in a flood, and the fact that it's not happening is bummiing me out.
  17. @cbeezwax A solid idea, but I have no shovel, and i can't seem to find where the landlords keep one.
  18. @Lumpy79 It's TREVOR! Or, you know, something vaguely like that.
  19. Awesome, thanks for being completely useless, Benadryl and two Guinnesses.
  20. Idiot neighbor is downstairs somehow being louder than laptop at full volume. Also, idiot neighbor is an idiot.