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bacon donut: bit.ly/JTFvjR (@thomasruns @AnalogWalrus @chrisriesgo @SamBradleyTN ) and any others that love bacon 3:07 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@bebopalicious yes. the opposite of your bamf reply =) 12:54 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to bebopalicious
@fishwreck depending on how tired we are from moving...we may venture out 11:30 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to fishwreck
@AnalogWalrus some other dude or lady... >: P 11:29 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to AnalogWalrus
@AnalogWalrus LOL this man was considerably older. not very attractive. and calling me 'baby'. My ? is how did he get my number? so random 11:14 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to AnalogWalrus
@ThatDangKat says "looks like god had a buncha s*** left over after creation and stuck it in between our legs" LOL 10:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to ThatDangKat
@ThatDangKat ever heard rodney carrington stand up? he has a bit about guys *ahem* parts. (1/2) 10:45 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to ThatDangKat
@jennstolen HA! resurrecting #chinboobs . @bebopalicious ' creeper was more subtle. but if she had responded i bet it would've been worse 10:36 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to jennstolen
(2/2) I said "sure! you want a pic of of my D*** or Balls?" Strangely, never heard back from him. Who sends random naughty texts? WTF 8:58 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Some stranger danger dude sent me half nude pics of himself via text message. Ask me if I wanted to sext. (1/2) 8:57 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@KacyTheDude and it also protects you from retaliation. win/win 11:38 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to KacyTheDude
@KacyTheDude kacydontmaceme 11:35 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to KacyTheDude
@jimreams equestrian or cowboy? 10:45 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to jimreams
@erindesman you will always be 'cubert' or 'bert' or 'bertie' in my heart 9:36 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to erindesman
@saraclark have a chocolate shake and tell me about it so i can live vicariously 9:35 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to saraclark
@saraclark go to @ThePharmacy1 9:24 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to saraclark
@lesleyrebecca we promise NOTHING (cc @jennstolen @erininnashville ) 12:59 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyrebecca
Ma nom a nom 12:58 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
lol RT @cwage: New blog post: movies in the park move: a translation bit.ly/JuuGhW 11:49 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
entrepreneurs get on it RT @bblogan: Just spent 7 mins lint rollering myself. Time to get started on inventing a full body lint roller. 11:31 AM May 30th via TweetDeck

Name Dani Howell
Location Nashville, TN
Web http://www.redcan...
Bio Web Developer | Social Butterfly | Wifey | Dancer | ENFJ | Geeky Girl | Lover of Pistachios & All Things Fuzzy. More: http://chaoskitten82.wordpress.com