chaosjenkins
- last night, at dinner, my 3-year-old daughter proclaimed "I'm not a bad girl, I just eat leprechauns!"about 15 hours ago from TwitterFox
- pirated fireworks. Well, sort of. The family vanned up and found a church parking lot where we could watch other folks' expensive displays.8:59 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFox
- Happy 4th -- a day when we celebrate our freedom and traumatize our veterans by exploding shit all around them.9:08 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
- got bit on the ass by a mosquito. Joke's on the bug, though — I had White Castles.9:35 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox
- could so vandalize a driveway right now10:03 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
- would have liked Transformers 2 better if Charlie Murphy as Leroy Smith had been the voice of Optimus Prime.12:49 PM Jun 28th from TwitterFox
- looks forward to receiving his Woot!ed SlingBox. Looking over my collection of geek gadgets, I'm a flux capacitor away from a complete set.9:52 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFox
- Had to make major toilet repairs. It may be 7 years after the fact, but I blame Denny's.12:42 AM Jun 23rd from mobile web
- Just installed a new wireless network and named it GaryColeman ... just because, you know, I wanna feel connected to Gary Coleman.8:03 PM Jun 21st from TwitterFox
- Quadruped's gait is normalizing. Signs of pimpishness waning. However, she does keep asking if Wayne Brady's gonna have to choke a bitch.8:57 AM Jun 17th from TwitterFox
- has a cat with a bad knee — she walks like a spasmodic feline pimp2:47 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFox
- did his moves, he did his dance moves9:31 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
- Lots o' Joshua Jenkinses in the world, but I got the facebook name. Take that, Shanty Man!9:06 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
- First book on my spiffy new Kindle DX? Grampa & Wiley #6: The Hair Ball from Outer Space. I'm high brow like that.7:53 PM Jun 11th from TwitterFox
- Uh-Oh, Storm sirens -- will protect this pan of Rice Krispie treats by ingesting them rapid-fire style.9:07 PM Jun 10th from TwitterFox
- had a migraine, came home, crashed and dreamed that my wife hired adult film stars to protect me from Brazilian terrorists.5:20 PM Jun 9th from TwitterFox
- Goals for birthday weekend: Pie, getting my game on, ordering a Kindle DX, not doing anything Leon Phelps wouldn't do.3:10 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFox
- officially just broke his couch ... again. I'd blame Conan, but I'm afraid you'd leap to some pretty disconcerting conclusions.9:37 PM Jun 2nd from TwitterFox
- Henderson has a uvula!9:14 AM Jun 2nd from web
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.9:58 PM May 31st from web
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- Name Josh Jenkins
- Location Henderson, KY
- Web http://www.strang...
- Bio Creative Type: Reader, Writer, Web Fiend. Fixer of all things broken.
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