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Got tipsy and did my chores on a sleepy weekend-I wish there was a way to get a drunk lock on the securities settings for my online accounts8:55 PM May 29thvia web
movie ads start soon I'm not drunk enough to put up with the shit I'm forced to listen to from the other two assholes that got here early4:19 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
It is absolutely ridiculous that a woman of my age only owns one pair of matching socks.1:24 PM May 26thvia web
"The Revolution is not a dinner party", I can't believe I just heard this while watching Law & Order11:15 AM May 26thvia web
I may have to stop at the bar on my way home for a shot of metamucil. I'm way to excited about my new memory foam mattress topper arrival.3:38 PM May 25thvia web
'The worst thing that happens to you can be the best thing for you, if you don't let it get the best of you.' Will Rogers2:11 PM May 24thvia web
Bike Zambia Tonight at Blackbird: sch.mp/a4hdg - Fundraiser Happy Hour at Blackbird Wednesday 6-10pm - fun prizes and raffles3:38 PM May 23rdvia web
Just caught a Lady checking out her own ass in the window. After giving her myself I can say...nice ass!7:58 AM May 23rdvia Twitter for iPhone
Am I too old to still subscribe to the Metallica newsletter or just weird that Metallica has a newsletter?9:08 PM May 22ndvia Twitter for iPhone
Bike Zambia Fundraiser Happy Hour at Blackbird Wednesday 6-10pm we leave for Africa on June 20th, HangarOne agreed to sponsor this event!10:19 AM May 22ndvia web
Just found my reading glasses after 6 months of not having them. Wow am I that blind? Now I know what was wrong, they made everything bigger8:40 PM May 15thvia Twitter for iPhone