chanteezer
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I'm making the eggs in my ovaries watch True Life, and telling them they BEST not still be livin with me, unemployed, when they twenty one.
1:12 PM Dec 16th
from txt
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Dear Cardigan Wearing Postal Employee, I love you. Can I try on your glasses?
11:52 AM Dec 16th
from txt
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I'm going to punch CNN in the face! Why do they need to have a commercial break every two minutes?
12:47 AM Dec 16th
from txt
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I'm loving Taylor Lautner on SNL.
9:09 PM Dec 13th
from txt
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Tautou.
2:27 PM Dec 13th
from txt
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Late dinner with Marlyse. Fabulous, darling.
10:20 PM Dec 12th
from txt
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Jane Austen mini marathon with my mama. Few things can top this.
6:58 PM Dec 12th
from txt
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Don't worry stylist. I'll wait for you to finish getting your hair washed.
11:46 AM Dec 12th
from txt
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Did anyone know that Bret and Jemain's landlord is a standup comedian? He is. And he's really funny.
9:02 PM Dec 11th
from txt
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Lunch with my dad, then I get to play airport shuttle!
11:06 AM Dec 11th
from txt
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@: Cigarettes, whiskey, binkeys.
9:54 AM Dec 11th
from txt
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@ "People make mistakes. . .and they make up for it by taking their family to ITALY!"
1:03 AM Dec 11th
from web
in reply to sallykat
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Charlie's illiteracy is one of the best things about . Genius.
12:50 AM Dec 11th
from txt
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Who could cheat on Colin Firth? Not me.
9:13 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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The life of a Grant High School student. Ben, don't listen to Rumor Willis!!!
3:48 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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Tonight I almost saw three fights at a basketball game, and now I'm watching A Room with a View. Success!
10:21 PM Dec 4th
from txt
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"She can't come here unless she has good grammar. Oh, I mean WELL grammar." I love my roommates.
10:13 AM Dec 4th
from txt
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It's hard to even know what to do with feelings for an actor like Daniel Day Lewis.
10:56 PM Dec 3rd
from txt
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Don't cry in the library, don't cry in the library, don't cry in the library.
4:29 PM Dec 3rd
from txt
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It bothers me when people talk smack about their ex's.
1:33 PM Dec 3rd
from txt
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