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  1. My voice seemed to echo off into the distance and get small and lonely.
  2. I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
  3. I offered him a buck but he wouldn't take it. I offered to buy him the poems of T.S. Eliot. He said he already had them.
  4. I drank two cups black. Then I tried a cigarette. It was all right. I still belonged to the human race.
  5. The robe she was wearing came open, and underneath it she was as naked as September Morn but a darn sight less coy.
  6. He didn't curl his lip because it had been curled when he came in.
  7. I forget what I said to him or what thanks I made. They probably sounded like words.
  8. We went to a drive-in where they made hamburgers that didn't taste like something the dog wouldn't eat.
  9. I wasn't doing any work that day, just catching up on my foot-dangling.
  10. I do a great deal of research – particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.
  11. ‘The hell with the champagne,’ she said.
  12. He was a guy who talked with commas, like a heavy novel.
  13. Tijuana is not Mexico. No border town is anything but a border town, just as no waterfront is anything but a waterfront.
  14. His surprise was as thin as the gold on a week-end wedding ring.
  15. She was puzzled. She was thinking. I could see, even on that short acquaintance, that thinking was always going to be a bother to her.
  16. I stopped talking and let the rest of it float in the air.
  17. ‘Please don't get up,’ she said in a voice like the stuff they use to line summer clouds with.
  18. A dead man is the best fall guy in the world. He never talks back.
  19. Three booths down a couple of sharpies were selling each other pieces of Twentieth Century-Fox, using double arm gestures instead of money.
  20. She slid away from him along the seat but her voice slid away a lot further than that.