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I am a beast in the kitchen.12:45 PM Jul 8th from txt
Chasing ghosts.7:21 PM Jul 6th from txt
@strawberrysleep Once you go there I'm sure you'll see it. It's hard to miss.9:02 AM Jul 4th from txt
North BEAST.7:14 PM Jul 2nd from txt
Get off the internet. Go fall in love or something.3:35 PM Jun 30th from web
Would like to fall asleep before 6 am for once. Sigh.3:04 AM Jun 30th from txt
@_StephanieLeigh Denial is not just a river in Egypt.9:51 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to _StephanieLeigh
SAT SCORES. YES.10:30 AM Jun 27th from web
My hairdresser informed me he styles my hair the way he styled hair in London in the 80s. Booyah! Today I look like Wolverine.9:12 AM Jun 27th from txt
Getting my hair done! Ugh, crutches are t3h f41lz0rz.7:26 AM Jun 27th from txt
@bpriani Blasphemy! Have you heard Summerteeth? So good!6:55 AM Jun 26th from txt
@donnerdont Hey now! The original bathing suit was very modest and fashionable. The modern bathing suit is the problem.3:58 PM Jun 22nd from txt
Using this cane makes me feel like House. Aghh, why do I constantly injure myself.1:34 PM Jun 22nd from web
Narrowly avoiding skunks. They're so cute.10:16 PM Jun 21st from txt
I just saw the cutest girl on the bus. D=5:22 PM Jun 20th from txt
FINALLY have a new copy of the Stranger. I need to buy all my favourite books this summer. Damn libraries.1:44 PM Jun 18th from txt
Anyone remember Gattaca? Yeah, apparently that's real now. NOT. SCARY. AT. ALL. D= http://tinyurl.com/lczmkd12:22 PM Jun 17th from web
It is world sea turtle day. Celebrate accordingly.3:15 PM Jun 16th from txt
I just told my mom to "Up the punx,". Is that what you kids say these days? Punx? Pff. Back in my day we used the letter k and LIKED IT.1:15 PM Jun 16th from web
Records! The comic collection you can dance to.2:16 PM Jun 15th from web