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Chadworth

  1. It's so cold today, my gel is like icy-marmalade. My skull aches. Who's got a spoon?
  2. @LilFluff @Beastio Hey, get off my lawn! :)
  3. I'd climb a tree right now, if I could only find such a thing. I've not seen a tree in centuries round these parts. Just electromajic poles.
  4. I enjoy driving my ancient van, fighting the AUTHORITY, and listening to old phonograph disks. My name is Chadworth, and I'm a Mechan.
  5. Those old songs are like a box of old socks. Sometimes you have to open them, but you never wanted to.
  6. I worry about the kid, Kip. Yeah, I guess he's my brother and all, but he's hitting that B-oil like it's going out of business. He's sick.
  7. We don't abduct people. We "help" manlings and womanlings back to Monstru: http://bit.ly/bOh6V3
  8. Scott the Pilgrim? Who wants to see a talkie about a wandering religious guy? Am I missing somesuch?
  9. It's not his fault. @beastio isn't like the other kids. He's 1200 years old.
  10. Hoi! I'm in a steampunk webcomic! http://tinyurl.com/2cwjbhf
  11. What's this Lost thing that everybody is talking about?
  12. Dream: I'm floating in the warm seas of southern Monstru, deep below the surface. A huge jellyfish floats by and then engulfs me. Slimed!
  13. I'm floating in the air eating soft clouds. My metal toes tingle and I keep seeing Santa Clown flying below me. I hope that this is a dream.
  14. Phoenix New Times says you should come to STEAMCROWEEN http://ow.ly/vYp5 <-- This Saturday night!
  15. Dream: Eating cake while dancing in a huge cloud, while punching haunts with my free hand. My hand aches for some reason.
  16. Coma-dream: I'm flying high in the sky, and then fly through a cloud. But the cloud is really a tangle of ghosts, and they squeeze my soul.
  17. Dream: I'm floating on a beautiful cloud, waving at the passing sky creatures. Suddenly a cloud shark comes by, and rips off my hand. Hurts.
  18. Merrrfff...
  19. Urhhh... Urhmmm.