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  1. My stretchy pants are ready. Let's do this turkey thing. Thank you Lord!
  2. I wanna pix of turkeys today.
  3. Happy Gnivigsknaht! I hope Old Saint Turkey brings you lots of good things to eat. He's making a list of naughty and nice!
  4. Before I forget, Happy Thanksgiving! Be humble today and give thanks for 100% of your life.
  5. RT @CaliLewis: Nearly half the money spent at US retail on desktop computers goes to Apple - http://bit.ly/8TKPuP
  6. Just stared down the bacon-wrapped turkey. Sweet dreams bird cuz tomorrow ur mine. Gobble gobble.
  7. All this talk about clean carpets gives me an idea.
  8. Eating a turkey sandwich the night before Thanksgiving is like listening to the band on the way to the concert.
  9. The wild turkey is the only bird with a beard.
  10. RT @nickusborne: Another one of my guides: How to write kick-ass web sales copy http://bit.ly/3XBNoc
  11. Drink your weight in H2O. I'm a soft-serve 190 so I need to drink 190 oz of water. Can you say restroom?
  12. Am I on your list? Well, why the heck not? I know where you park on twitter. :)
  13. @melissadouglass That's the dan aykroyd stuff, right? Let me know if it's any good.
  14. @ShellyKramer I <3 stepping a way for a few minutes and coming back to your machine gun of tweets.
  15. neighbor girl is flirting, err, beating my oldest son up.
  16. @LisaManna oh dear, a tweetloaf. And we would play Meatloaf all night long I bet. :)
  17. RT @BlitzenTrapper: Here's streaming audio of our set in Melbourne earlier this month, care of the good people at the Hi-Fi. Enjoy! http ...
  18. @Spurleyesque what?
  19. @lauraries That doesn't sound like a bank. What is a Kum & Go?
  20. Here's to anyone with a finely honed sedentary lifestyle. http://www.cheeseandburger....