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chadlwashington

  1. Upon being awoken by your girlfriend, when in a dream you're banging someone else, don't shout "It's not what you think!" Trust me. #awkward 11:35 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  2. SO DFUCKING DRUNK. ALLREADY!. THANK YOU BUD WLIEHGT PATALINUM. 5:35 PM Apr 21st via web
  3. Anybody want to help me out? I'm gathering up a bunch of laser pointers. Gonna drive-by the Tupac hologram. 8:26 PM Apr 19th via web
  4. Asshole hobby of the week: shouting random German phrases in my best Nazi accent to people speaking Spanish. 8:17 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  5. 6 gauge Super Saiyan twitter.com/chadlwashingto… 1:18 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for Android
  6. People who use the word "haters" are 75% less likely to actually do anything worth generating hate over. 12:25 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for Android
  7. Casey Anthony runs free and Zimmerman will get jail. Fuck Florida in its race baiting asshole. 4:55 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for Android
  8. Blonde hair, 6 gauge septum, mild hangover. I celebrate like a fucking champion. Good shit to come. 12:44 AM Apr 10th via Twitter for Android
  9. Dying hair blond. Alcohol and decisions regarding personal appearance don't go well 8:42 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
  10. OOOOO-WAH OOOOOoooo I got a gal tha kee smee paaay deeen 7:02 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
  11. On a related note_stay the FUCK off of cox creek in about thirty minutes 6:58 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
  12. When I don't have a designated driver, I become a hypocritical nu-metal band and RAGE AGAINST THE BREATHALYZER MACHIIIINNEEEEEE 6:57 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
  13. Former iPhone user downloading Instagram for Android. Fuck y'all I was here first. 7:33 PM Apr 4th via Twitter for Android