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CHaberkern

  1. I'm sorry but headshots are forever creepy
  2. Breaking News: Neil Diamond is still the man
  3. Noah's out dealing with the movers and I'm sitting at work eating some Raisin Bran while feeling guilty.... wish I was there to help him :(
  4. Every1 keeps talking about the finale of Revenge. Did you see that "Shame!!" card I made with all the blood splatter? One day I'll watch it
  5. Solvang!!
  6. Six more hours till I'm at LAX crying happy years and hugging my bestie Kate. It's going to be a great week!!
  7. WAIT, so this week on the Bachelorette we had the Muppets and next week, Dolly Parton shows up?!! Finally! ABC has been reading my letters!!
  8. My boyfriend brings me caramel drumsticks while I watch the Bachelorette in bed. I win at life!!
  9. @NoahMathers you know, for a four year old, she certainly has a lot of hat options
  10. Mama Jokey is looking extra cute today in neon instagr.am/p/Kxo4ScrvEZ/
  11. Just made my first ever car payment. Pride of new car ownership is expensive!
  12. So happy I got to see my long lost roommate aka my housewife aka @MegsBrandt . Miss being your house husband, blondie!
  13. If I could get a direct line of Excedrin pumped into my body in a constant stream, that'd be wonderful
  14. Trying not to have a panic attack over being unable to watch the Smash finale until tomorrow. Fade in on a girl with a hunger for TiVo...
  15. I've been a faithful listener of @HowardStern since I was 14 and I'm proud to show my mom just why I love him. Way to go on AGT, bub
  16. Pretty much! RT @fwpx: @CHaberkern This is what I imagine you doing: i.imgur.com/Zn8nf.gif
  17. @fwpx showcase showdown!
  18. Moving in w my boyfriend was like winning the Price is Right; I got a new living room set, 60" tv, and every kitchen appliance ever! I win!
  19. I was really scared for a few seconds that today was really Thursday
  20. Laying in bed, all tucked in after a shower & my boyfriend comes home and hands me an ice cream cone in bed. That's true love, folks