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Suspect the people that make Lycra & the people that make Kevlar have come up with a new fabric. They must've looking at that girls dress!about 12 hours agofrom txt
Pal says that Laphraoig tastes like someone boiled a swimming pool down. I agree, but I like the taste of boiled swimming pool.about 12 hours agofrom Tweets60
Now in Pub. Popped in because they sell Enville, but found out they've got Holden's. Holden's it is then + a Laphraoigabout 12 hours agofrom Tweets60
TK Maxx-tastic. Black Fleece top & 2 pairs of Carhartt work pants. Why are Carhartt's so fucking expensive in UK? TK Maxx FTWabout 12 hours agofrom Tweets60
Wishing I had a pistol as I walked through the park. I could shoot me a lot of food with all these Squirrels about.about 14 hours agofrom txt
As I fancy listening to music as I stroll. I'll look like Mr Lucky from 'Layer Cake' I have tiny lug holes & those in-ear things fall out.about 14 hours agofrom HootSuite
Heading up town for a bit of shopping at TK Maxx. Hoping they've still got the bargains I saw the other day. Or something better.about 15 hours agofrom HootSuite