cgomez
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I really hope you find what you're searching for, because I'm 100 miles from home and don't know where I am.
5:52 AM Oct 27th
from Tweetie
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Why has nobody brought a hybrid pillow/iPhone charger to market? That's money literally being left on the bedside table.
7:43 PM Oct 26th
from Birdhouse
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Frantically backing up all my data, iTunes stutters and pauses whenever I change tabs in Safari. Fiddlesticks.
4:05 PM Oct 25th
from Tweetie
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Dropped my laptop, now it beach-balls on disk activity every ten minutes or so. Awe-some.
1:36 PM Oct 25th
from Tweetie
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@ Hey, this song is really good. I wonder who it ... Ah! Dave Matthews Band! Unclean!
2:41 PM Oct 24th
from SocialScope
in reply to rands
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OD'ing on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
11:56 AM Oct 24th
from Birdhouse
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Just upgraded to Windows 3.11 for Workgroups. You guys were right -- it is faster and more intuitive than Vista!
9:37 PM Oct 22nd
from Tweetie
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@ That's quite the dot-matrix paper banner.
4:19 PM Oct 22nd
from Tweetie
in reply to ejacqui
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Every time "Under Pressure" by Queen/Bowie is used to promote a basic cable drama, a little part of me dies inside.
8:11 PM Oct 21st
from Tweetie
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"Windows 7. October 22. Get That Shit." is written in chalk all across campus. That's one aporoach to youth marketing, I suppose.
1:15 PM Oct 20th
from Tweetie
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Beginning to wonder if including "posts mildly funny things on Twitter once a month" isn't sufficiently noteworthy to include on a résumé.
10:36 AM Oct 20th
from Birdhouse
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I want to patent inverted-SMS. Rather than a 160 character limit, there is a 160 character minimum. The phone shocks you if you abbreviate.
7:09 PM Oct 17th
from Tweetie
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Tonight didn't go nearly as poorly as I thought it would. Apparently I get chatty when I'm in a suit.
9:20 PM Oct 16th
from Tweetie
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And that's why I watch CNBC. You all just spent the past hour watching an empty oversized birthday balloon.
12:47 PM Oct 15th
from Tweetie
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I had no idea there was a term for that. woo-girl (n):
8:01 AM Oct 15th
from Tweetie
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Reese Witherspoon has her own fragrance; for the sophisticated woman who found "Curious" by Britney Spears too upmarket.
10:01 PM Oct 14th
from Tweetie
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I hated CNN before it was cool.
11:09 AM Oct 14th
from Birdhouse
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Being an adult stinks. In elementary school, rainy days meant sitting on desks playing silent speedball. Now it's just Tuesday, except wet.
11:34 AM Oct 13th
from Twitterrific
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I've had two laser printers break on me within a month. Someone really doesn't want the world to read my Twilight/NCIS hybrid fan-fiction.
12:46 PM Oct 12th
from Birdhouse
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Downloads go faster if you stare really intently at the progress bar. It's science.
11:29 AM Oct 12th
from Tweetie
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- Name Carlos Gomez
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Web http://rocketsile...
- Bio Filled with electrons. Now featuring protons!
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