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  1. Ah. Melissa Joan Hart, of course. And by that I mean, Amanda Bynes in three more years.
  2. Who played Clarissa on 'Clarissa Explains It All'? Apparently, Sabrina the Teenage Witch isn't an acceptable answer.
  3. Never since Carson Daly have so many hours of television been entrusted to someone so untalented as Seth MacFarlane.
  4. Moonvest makes his triumphant return on tonight's 30 Rock.
  5. You can't hide Adobe Illustrator with a keyboard shortcut. The joke is on me though, I'm the guy that keeps buying their software.
  6. In hell, there is only one Pandora station and it plays nothing but a Stevie Ray Vaughan cover of "Party in the USA".
  7. It must be difficult for velociraptors to use a BlackBerry, although that's probably not their most pressing issue.
  8. @ryanblock The new HTC Android/Sense ads are on the opposite end of the spectrum, which is a good thing.
  9. “I disagree entirely with the underlying premise of your question" is going to become my new catchphrase.
  10. "Please only submit documentation in non-editable formats such as PDF and JPG." Good one. Wait -- you're completely serious. Oh my.
  11. Somebody better hit Damon hard on his next at bat.
  12. In hell, every store in the mall is a Bath & Body Works.
  13. Mr. Goodbar was never the same after what he saw them do to Baby Ruth.
  14. This Halloween, it's important to remember those brave men and women who perished in the great Hershey riots of 1962. Never forget.
  15. You haven't lived until you've seen a destitute street performer butcher "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap on an accordian.
  16. Cat ears and underwear seem to be losing out to the sexy nurse/policewoman costume lobby this year.
  17. Dressing up as Billy Mays this Halloween would be in very poor form. Slutty Billy Mays, on the other hand...
  18. 2Qs. Why is NBC's Today Show four hours long? Who thought Kathie Lee Gifford should be on network TV again? Doin' a heckuva job, Zucker.
  19. @mathowie Use of alliteration is not permitted at the DMV.
  20. Pull up your baggy pants and learn to use the shift key, young America.