cgomez
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Was finally able to pinpoint the moment my life started its downward trajectory: the day I no longer needed a booster seat for a haircut.
about 10 hours ago
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So, is this Nordstrom's window display suggesting how to dress in order to get with a cardboard cutout of Edward?
8:32 PM Nov 14th
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I've been printing everything double-sided; not for some environmental cause, but because this printer has a motherfucking duplexer!
11:04 AM Nov 14th
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Funyuns. They're like the vegetable, except with added fat, sodium and an unrelenting feeling of despair for good measure.
1:17 PM Nov 13th
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Lesbian Yellow Sour Fruit.
9:41 PM Nov 12th
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@ showed the internet it's okay to be a dork* [1][2][3]
7:42 PM Nov 12th
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Matt Haughey succeeded in doing what all claim to but seldom deliver on: making the internet a better place (MetaFilter).
7:17 PM Nov 12th
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We've been having this argument so long that Disney just purchased the rights to it. You're going to be played by an aging Hillary Duff.
10:16 AM Nov 12th
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My Wednesday night: a new episode of Glee waiting for me on the TiVo and setting up a laser printer. Christ I need new friends.
8:44 PM Nov 11th
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Android Pro: Combined Exchange and IMAP inbox.
Android Con: No Birdhouse.
4:07 PM Nov 10th
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Ryan Seacrest has an executive producer credit on 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. Don't ask me how I found that out.
12:26 PM Nov 10th
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It really, really pains me to say this -- but ... the Motorola Droid is the first phone that is 80% as good as iPhone. More to come.
9:35 PM Nov 9th
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Google Voice actually makes sense when you use it on Android.
3:09 PM Nov 9th
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Ah. Melissa Joan Hart, of course. And by that I mean, Amanda Bynes in three more years.
11:18 AM Nov 8th
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Who played Clarissa on 'Clarissa Explains It All'? Apparently, Sabrina the Teenage Witch isn't an acceptable answer.
10:11 AM Nov 8th
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Never since Carson Daly have so many hours of television been entrusted to someone so untalented as Seth MacFarlane.
12:57 PM Nov 7th
from Birdhouse
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Moonvest makes his triumphant return on tonight's 30 Rock.
10:19 PM Nov 5th
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You can't hide Adobe Illustrator with a keyboard shortcut. The joke is on me though, I'm the guy that keeps buying their software.
8:41 PM Nov 5th
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In hell, there is only one Pandora station and it plays nothing but a Stevie Ray Vaughan cover of "Party in the USA".
4:51 PM Nov 5th
from Birdhouse
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It must be difficult for velociraptors to use a BlackBerry, although that's probably not their most pressing issue.
1:59 PM Nov 4th
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- Name Carlos Gomez
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Web http://rocketsile...
- Bio Filled with electrons. Now featuring protons!
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