cgomez
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Alan Greenspan is wearing his blue beanie for Web Standards Day -
about 12 hours ago
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The phrase "Guitar Hero drums" makes about as much sense as "Left For Dead Defibrillator".
5:00 PM Nov 29th
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I think everyone who uses a non-native display resolution is a plant — part of a vast conspiracy to cause me to have a cerebral aneurysm.
9:27 PM Nov 27th
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@ Took me a minute to get the reference; nicely done. I still don't know if that was paid product placement or not.
4:29 PM Nov 27th
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Walgreen's has Snuggies for only $8 today. Release your inner Tina Fey.
3:51 PM Nov 27th
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Your bedhead says "I just got up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon" and the oversized Ed Hardy yoga pants show you just don't give a fuck.
2:08 PM Nov 27th
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When "Sactown" is the best nickname a city can think of, it's time to give up, pack the car and go home.
2:52 PM Nov 26th
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Microsoft is offering 20% Bing Cashback at Dell today. If only they sold Mac minis...
12:53 PM Nov 26th
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Does Lady Gaga suffer from Madonna-itis too? She was born in Manhattan and for some reason speaks with an affected British accent.
11:36 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: Thought I saw a guy on a bike stop at a stop sign
Turned out it was a yeti.
Who, unlike many cyclists, can apparen ...
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4:11 PM Nov 24th
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The key to effectively antagonizing shoppers this season is to greet Christians with "Happy Holidays" and all others with "Merry Christmas".
2:46 PM Nov 24th
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"What are you doing about the human condition?"
12:33 AM Nov 24th
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I refuse to acknowledge Darius Rucker by name. With his solo career, he should only be referenced as "Hootie Minus The Blowfish".
9:14 PM Nov 22nd
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While this is just a bit of clever marketing, I appreciate the sentiment -
10:08 AM Nov 22nd
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RT @: Am I taking crazy pills, or is signing an email mostly reduntant?
Take care,
Adam
12:04 AM Nov 22nd
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"Collateral damage is like jello. There's always room for more." Really, SVU writers? My toenail clippings could whip up better dialogue.
10:24 PM Nov 21st
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In response to U. of California budget cuts, many professors have decided to move their office hours to 2:30-2:32AM on every other Thursday.
1:35 PM Nov 21st
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Mad Money's Jim Cramer just issued a "triple buy" recommendation for Dunder Mifflin (NYSE: DMI).
9:35 PM Nov 19th
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"It has multi-touch" is the new "it has a weather widget".
2:42 PM Nov 19th
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@ You're not being sympathetic to his plight of developing pure crap, right? That rejection almost makes me like the status quo.
1:29 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to chockenberry
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- Name Carlos Gomez
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Web http://rocketsile...
- Bio Filled with electrons. Now featuring protons!
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