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  1. Early dismissal email hasn't been forthcoming yet. This starts off the holiday season on an ominous note. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  2. It's funny to see celebrities swooning over each other. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  3. RT: @ebertchicago: Oh my God. My review of "New Moon" was linked on Facebook by... Salman Rushdie? I'm taking the rest of the week off. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Thank you for the paycheck, Lord, and thank you for the envelope enclosing it that safeguards the number contained within from ridicule. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  5. @bongopondit It sounds like a messy procedure, plus you gotta wait. I'm bad at waiting for stuff. about 10 hours ago from Echofon in reply to bongopondit
  6. I've been informed that I ate 4 slices of pizza at lunch while everybody else had 2. I'm flattered that somebody took time out to count. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  7. @purelynarcotic Oh yeah, I meant the year before that. Sorry, I always get 2008 and 2007 confused. about 10 hours ago from Echofon in reply to purelynarcotic
  8. I wonder if there are any black friday beer deals. Could this be the year I can finally afford to drink Sam Adams? about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  9. @purelynarcotic For some reason, I was nominated last year. Luckily I lost and my bar was able to retain its proximity to the ground. about 10 hours ago from Echofon in reply to purelynarcotic
  10. The best thing about Mother Nature is that she never assumes the pretense of not being perpetually horny. about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  11. I was wrong. This entire blog is brilliant. http://bit.ly/6SlmuX This blog makes me ashamed to be me. about 13 hours ago from Power Twitter
  12. @preethe Coincidentally, every camera that took my picture ended up smashed. Weird right? about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to preethe
  13. This is simply brilliant. http://bit.ly/6XeIb0 (via @twilightfairy) about 15 hours ago from Power Twitter
  14. So what if they found David Vitter in the lingerie section? That's often the closest route to the ladies fitting room. http://bit.ly/5YP5os about 15 hours ago from Power Twitter
  15. Obama is pardoning a turkey called Courage. Really, how courageous are you if you're begging for a pardon? about 15 hours ago from Power Twitter
  16. My goal for next year is to get pretty enough to be able to have my un-photoshopped image as my avatar. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  17. I'm surprised plumbers don't work the day after thanksgiving. One would assume that business would be brisk that day. about 15 hours ago from Power Twitter
  18. Yes, I'm thankful my car has ABS too. RT: @ShirtlessTatum: Yo girl, I'm thankful for these abs, bitch. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  19. Since I can't afford the latest electronic gadgetry, I'll be tweeting reviews of my grocery store purchases. Coming up, cucumbers. about 16 hours ago from Echofon
  20. @sherenejose A more fitting headline would be "Insurance company stooge trolls patient facebook pages to find an excuse not to pay benefits" about 16 hours ago from Power Twitter in reply to sherenejose