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cfrandall

  1. "Klout believes you are influential about Moms." Um, sure. 10:07 AM Jun 1st via Echofon
  2. Zuckerberg took the money and ran, apparently. #outage 5:10 PM May 31st via Echofon
  3. @HoardingInfo Tell Crumlish I hold him personally responsible 9:29 AM May 31st via Echofon in reply to HoardingInfo
  4. Someone at @CloudShare needs to do a better job of proofreading promotional emails. 8:27 AM May 31st via Echofon
  5. Designers of non-entertainment sites that embed Twitter feeds in sidebars next to video clips should be beaten #ImTryingtoConcentrate 9:36 PM May 30th via Echofon
  6. Wish I were Goin’ Back, but not ‘til next year. #princetonreunions 5:37 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. @robboek understood. 3:00 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to robboek
  8. @robboek Good luck! I rather enjoyed the knowledge exam. Certainly hurt less than the lab. 2:51 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to robboek
  9. @sqlqueen You, you get a pass. 4:42 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to sqlqueen
  10. What's worse than using Excel as a "database?" Using Word as a "database" 4:04 PM May 29th via Echofon
  11. @PaulRandal You missed your chance to have the last line of the Insider read "This column originally written by..." 6:55 AM May 28th via Echofon in reply to PaulRandal
  12. @TenkaraBum Sorry to hear that. 8:42 AM May 26th via Echofon in reply to TenkaraBum
  13. So much for all those BIT lunch panels. RT @datachick: Broad Understanding of Big Data Remains Elusive zite.to/KS2H0U v 2:38 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. @timbo_b_edwards You can get one here: mssalesdemos.com/DefaultAnonymo… 11:35 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to timbo_b_edwards
  15. I heard the word "impactful" in a recorded keynote just now, and one of my organs died in response. 11:11 AM May 25th via Echofon
  16. Letting Pandora make the work-soundtrack decisions for me today. Don't have the energy to DJ. 10:29 AM May 25th via Echofon
  17. @SQL_Steve ok, thanks for the info. 2:21 PM May 22nd via Socialite.app in reply to SQL_Steve
  18. Hey @SQL_Sentry folks - does your #SSAS perf tool have any kind of query governor feature? 12:43 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  19. @StrateSQL Sounds like you need an app to make noises suitable for such a room 11:49 AM May 22nd via Echofon in reply to StrateSQL
  • Name Chris Randall
  • Location Broomfield, CO
  • Web http://cfrandall....
  • Bio Run, swim, eat, fish, teach, play, love, snore. Director of Training, SolidQ NorthAmerica
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