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Ach die Kuttner. Meine Lieblings Schlauchbootlippenpuppe ist und bleibt Lana Del Rey youtube.com/watch?v=jMD155… about 11 hours ago via web
Ach, wie soll ich sagen... 4:32 PM May 21st via web
yetzt POH: "wer läuft durchs rechenzentrum und versteckt server? der hosterhase." 2:17 PM Apr 9th via Echofon Retweeted by cessor and 311 others
. @JohannesHoppe @marcells @nhebling @sdechi @TheTinyToon @eeemsi Am 13.04 anlässlich meines Geburtstages Lust auf eine Feier? Bowlen? 4:49 AM Mar 26th via web
Die netten Leute vom Wachturm waren gerade da und haben eine Einladungs zu Jesus Todestag dagelassen. Nett :) youtube.com/watch?v=UAAnSP… 4:42 AM Mar 26th via web
. @codinghorror If someone mailed me the cure for cancer in comic sans I would never know. 2:26 PM Mar 12th via web in reply to codinghorror
Yo momma's so fat, that when she sat on a binary tree she turned it into a sorted linked-list in O(1). 10:49 AM Mar 12th via web
kitofr "if you think experts are expensive, you should see how much amatures cost" - @tastapod #qconlondon 8:57 AM Mar 7th via TweetDeck Retweeted by cessor and 180 others
@CurrysPCWorldUK Thanks for helping me out with my spam problem in January. I haven't received anything yet! Good Work! i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/… 4:40 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to CurrysPCWorldUK
oH: Kein Tropfen Alkohol im Haus und du kaufst Möbel... 7:49 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for Windows Phone
An alle die in letzer Zeit eine partielle Haupthaarrasur vorgenommen haben: Von euch sieht KEINER gut aus. 5:04 PM Mar 9th via web
Kennt ihr "Weg damit" von Metallica und "Spybot - Weg damit" ? 2:51 PM Mar 8th via web
Darauf dass mich Musik und Fernsehen und YouTube Videos beim Lesen ablenken, könntest du auch selber kommen, @vaanOlles 6:54 AM Feb 26th via web
@nhebling 335d! 5:56 PM Feb 24th via web in reply to nhebling
Let's all dress up like retards and walk the earth like there is no tomorrow! Oh, wait... 5:49 PM Feb 24th via web
@RobbazTube Dear Robbaz, what's your trick for dental appointments? I can't give out quite as many! 2:46 PM Feb 21st via web
I tried to find a cool Aliens themed wallpaper online but couldn't find any, so I created my own cessor.de/misc/weylandyu… cc: @dazcoates 2:49 PM Feb 19th via web
@dazcoates I used your colorscheme to forge a weyland yutani wallpaper since I was unhappy with any wp online! cessor.de/misc/weylandyu… 1:59 PM Feb 19th via web
@dazcoates Hi Darren, I dug up some of your traces dribbble.com/shots/262345-W… 1:58 PM Feb 19th via web
@brixen @KentBeck True! Programming is to Maths what man is to monkey. This is why I started studying Psychology! 12:04 PM Feb 19th via MetroTwit in reply to KentBeck

Name JCN
Location Germany
Web http://cessor.de
Bio Cessor is a developer who does not write descriptions about himself in third person. - Holy dinosaur, how did that happen?