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cesarl

  1. Personally, nary exists a more seductive thing than a woman carrying Her drums into a club.
  2. I'm at Eli's Mile High Club for The Hookers (Oakland, CA) 4sq.com/MEY9cf
  3. Compression Reunion reprahzent! (@ Icon Ultra Lounge) 4sq.com/LfVOFy
  4. Nobody here but hipsters... Sad. (@ Bender's Bar & Grill w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/My0fKS
  5. I'm at Rosamunde Sausage Grill (San Francisco, CA) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/LfHVao
  6. I'm at Eli's Mile High Club (Oakland, CA) 4sq.com/LfiZzX
  7. I'm at Halmar Work Clothes Center (Berkeley, CA) 4sq.com/Jgn8Q0
  8. I just became the mayor of Halmar Work Clothes Center on @foursquare! 4sq.com/cAb6hj
  9. @m0ther Maybe you need a good rubber nipple salesman. #renhoek
  10. I'm at Merchant's Saloon (Oakland, CA) 4sq.com/Krlcr9
  11. I'm at Eli's Mile High Club (Oakland, CA) 4sq.com/LFFekU
  12. An awesome girl named Mia gave me some homemade berry rhubarb mint pie... She even found ice cream! At Eli's! Wow! mypict.me/n1ECq
  13. @Mollena Me too!!!
  14. "When you hit your kids you're teaching them to listen to people who hit them." —Louis CK
  15. @Mollena You made it.. Breathe deep.. Be proud :)
  16. @momopeche BANGARANG RUFIO!!!!!
  17. @Bonedwarf How about cooking him IN a nice bacon risotto? Would the shittiest tasting risotto ever, however.