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  1. @nielson1260 Only way the pick gets flipped is an imaginative deal (Yak for Subban, say) and Tambo would never muster that fortitude.
  2. You keep referring to "space age technology". That was 1960 with the power of a calculator. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  3. People who get upset with only half the story will never have full, happy lives.
  4. Girls looking at me is still as weird as it was in high school. That was pretty weird, for the record. Pretty goddamn weird.
  5. #Airplay will stream #Netflix audio, but not video. Better Off Ted just got even weirder.
  6. @cleversimon why, did you all put on mustaches?
  7. @loosepages A whole galleon? Did you row it home yourself, or did you remember to buy the multi pack of slaves at the checkout?
  8. Alright #Oilers , I'll forgive you for the mistake of letting Renney go, if you correct the mistake of hiring Tambo.
  9. #calgaryexpo sends out a survey to all ticket buyers and conveniently doesn't mention the lockout at all. Great job, #ccee , or something.
  10. @nielson1260 Do you think Thor has finally turned into the player the Oilers hoped, or is there another reason he's always money?NHL return?