CervantesX
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The sky isn't the limit. There's footprints on the moon.
11:30 AM May 24th
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you are a weird passive-aggressive dick
8:04 PM May 24th
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@ Only way the pick gets flipped is an imaginative deal (Yak for Subban, say) and Tambo would never muster that fortitude.
6:52 PM May 24th
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in reply to nielson1260
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You keep referring to "space age technology". That was 1960 with the power of a calculator. I do not think it means what you think it means.
4:10 PM May 24th
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People who get upset with only half the story will never have full, happy lives.
1:11 PM May 24th
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Girls looking at me is still as weird as it was in high school. That was pretty weird, for the record. Pretty goddamn weird.
7:00 PM May 23rd
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Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
4:30 PM May 1st
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the jerk store called theres been a terrible accident 38 employees died stop laughing its not funny this is a terrible jerk tragedy dont lau
1:29 PM May 21st
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will stream audio, but not video. Better Off Ted just got even weirder.
9:08 PM May 19th
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@ why, did you all put on mustaches?
9:02 PM May 19th
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in reply to cleversimon
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"I should eat real food... Oh! Bacon!" Ryan after eating cookie dough for dinner.
6:15 PM May 19th
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No need to leave the couch, let us bring you lunch. Daytime delivery is happening now. Call 780-278-7877 to order
11:30 AM May 19th
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We've internalized the idea that whoever invests the least wins. It's twisted and toxic and fucking depressing.
10:23 AM May 19th
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I'll mend myself before it gets me.
12:06 AM May 19th
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Like many writers, I have rituals. Before writing, I pour coffee, open the window by my desk, and attempt to read the entire internet.
8:17 AM May 18th
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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull
1:27 PM May 17th
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@ A whole galleon? Did you row it home yourself, or did you remember to buy the multi pack of slaves at the checkout?
11:36 PM May 17th
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in reply to loosepages
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Alright , I'll forgive you for the mistake of letting Renney go, if you correct the mistake of hiring Tambo.
6:58 PM May 17th
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sends out a survey to all ticket buyers and conveniently doesn't mention the lockout at all. Great job, , or something.
10:36 PM May 16th
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@ Do you think Thor has finally turned into the player the Oilers hoped, or is there another reason he's always money?NHL return?
11:08 PM May 15th
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in reply to nielson1260
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- Name Cervantes Xavier
- Bio Be the change you want to see in the world.
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