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  1. The new T5 Jet Blue terminal @ JFK kicks ass. You run the risk of blowing more cash here on schwag, food n drink than on your vacation.
  2. Cerebral Itch Blog shows you Morons in their natural habitat http://bit.ly/zatEj
  3. Now Oscar Mayer is dead?I'm getting in line now for memorial tickets http://bit.ly/bs9w4
  4. @xoticbeauty glad you have a sense of humor about it all my dear - and thankfully all went well
  5. Cerebral Itch blog weighs in on MJ Memorial http://bit.ly/jdQkW
  6. Doing my damndest to stay away from the TV and the goddamn MJ Memorial coverage. C'mon Wilshire thrust fault, today's your day to shine!
  7. Launching our new Vegas-themed e-cards today. They're some of our best http://bit.ly/PGX9a
  8. Have a happy and safe Fourth http://bit.ly/bI0kY
  9. Simply. Badass. http://bit.ly/cPXHf
  10. Submitted the free and uncensored version of our app to Apple yesterday - in two weeks the Cerebral Itch e-card suite will live bitches!
  11. Greatest. Name. Ever. Xavier Beauchamp-Tremblay http://www.docstoc.com/prof...
  12. Standing in line at the DMV. The reports are accurate, we are a nation in decline.
  13. Son of a bitch-Now Billy Mays dies! How much more Lord? http://bit.ly/78vWt
  14. The world mourns an all-boy slumber party lovin', merry-go-round owning, baby-dangling, self-mutilating man-child. Am I missing something?
  15. And here I was trying to put my life back together after Ed McMahon died; and now today...how will I make it? Oh hey, pass the Jesus Juice
  16. Gov. Mark Sanford = bwahahahahahahahaha! http://bit.ly/ymDuF
  17. So I'm just a little pissed my tax money helped pay to bury this fucker http://bit.ly/SDh9T
  18. Ed Macmahon dies, Conan's ratings suck, who could care less about Leno and Letterman can't stop apologizing? Truly the end of an era.
  19. Twitter enables democracy AND it also euthanizes idiots - http://bit.ly/103SbT
  20. Top story on MSNBC.com right now: US OPEN with all-day coverage of final round. Golf trumps Iran? Really?