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  1. Givin out free checks...who'd like to get checked for ticks? Mamagrams?
  2. I need your love but I'll break your heart...it ain't easy being me.
  3. I got smoke in my hair, my clothes thrown everywhere. Woke up in my rockin chair holding a beer in my hand, sporting a neon tan...
  4. We walk with a limp cuz our d**k heavy!
  5. At this point in my life it looks like a good dance partner is all one needs. Giddyup!
  6. You better move quick cuz Im in high demand...hey baby Im a country man...
  7. Headed to Grahams tonight with G & some friends...come out & hang with us, & bring a pad to take notes on the dancin...dont be scared.
  8. I wake up n the morn & drink my coffee black, luv my woman one beat shy of a heart attack...thats how country boys roll!
  9. Most of my rowdy friends have rowdied on down, Im still whiskey bent & hell bound. Lord I appologize...
  10. Huntin 2 legged deer, thank god I aint queer...taggin more whitetail than team realtree!
  11. Wears a cowboy hat to cover up his horns...
  12. Lovin life like a fat kid loves cake.
  13. The drinkin bones connected to the party, the party bones connected to the stayin out all night long...
  14. Grahams was packed to capacity last night! Fun...had to chincheck a fella tho, his chin didnt check good after.
  15. A good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to u n the cell saying "damn that shit was fun"!!!
  16. The neon arms are calling yet again...I gotta take this call, I will have to get back to u another time.
  17. Love is a fire. You just dont know if it will warm ur heart or burn ur house down.
  18. Put ur hand on a fire for a min & it seems like an hour, sit with a pretty girl for a min & it seems like an hour. That is relativity.
  19. I hate it when someone that is so close to me is not feeling well, I wish I could take the pain upon myself to c them smile again.
  20. Getting the itch to buy a stretch chopper. Maybe I should up my life insurance 1st!