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  1. Holy crap. Carol Burnett looks twenty years younger without makeup.
  2. And then I said, "Thank you, come again," and hung up.
  3. "BEACUSE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE THIRD QUARTER ON GAME DAY AND WE'RE UP BY 30 POINTS. So I suggest you adjust your schedule accordingly."
  4. "Why?" he asked.
  5. And he said, "Um, but is..." And I said, "You know what? Even if Mr. cenobyte *is* here, I'm not going to go get him. Know why?" I waited.
  6. what planet you come from, but buddy, don't call for any of the cenobytes, trying to sell us shit, in the middle of freaking GAME DAY."
  7. cenobyte; is he available?" And I said: "DUDE. You're calling in the middle of the THIRD QUARTER. On a SATURDAY AFTERNOON. I don't know
  8. morning. During the game. "Dude," I said. "Dude, why are you calling on a Saturday afternoon?" And he said, "Ah, well, I'm calling for mr.
  9. please speak to Mr. cenobyte?" And I paused. I paused for quite some time. So-and-so from the bank was calling my husband on a Saturday
  10. he ought to have known at least enough not to ever call me ma'am. But he went on. "It is so-and-so calling from such-and-such a bank. May I
  11. And then yesterday, the phone rang in the middle of the third quarter. "Hello?" I answered, somewhat testily. "Hello, ma'am," the man said.
  12. I said, "You're very welcome".
  13. his delicate hands. But if I have a good candidate, sure I'll support his or her campaign." She said, after a pause, "Oh. Um. Thank you?"
  14. I told the Federal NDP: "I'll consider it, when I find out who my candidate is. I'm very disappointed in Jack Layton and would like to smack
  15. ...you'd consider a donation to the federal party as well."
  16. Me to become a federal socialist. They said "we're fairly sure there's going to be an election in the fall or late summer, and were hoping..
  17. Just got a call from the Federal NDP. They somehow heard that I've become an official card-carrying communist in the province, and they want
  18. listening to "Gallows Pole (Jools Holland) - Robert Plant and Jimmy Page" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nw9
  19. listening to "Led Zeppelin - Kashmir" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nfs
  20. listening to "Kashmir - Lez Zeppelin" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nen