cenobyte
- Holy crap. Carol Burnett looks twenty years younger without makeup.about 9 hours ago from web
- And then I said, "Thank you, come again," and hung up.5:39 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- "BEACUSE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE THIRD QUARTER ON GAME DAY AND WE'RE UP BY 30 POINTS. So I suggest you adjust your schedule accordingly."5:39 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- "Why?" he asked.5:38 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- And he said, "Um, but is..." And I said, "You know what? Even if Mr. cenobyte *is* here, I'm not going to go get him. Know why?" I waited.5:38 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- what planet you come from, but buddy, don't call for any of the cenobytes, trying to sell us shit, in the middle of freaking GAME DAY."5:38 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- cenobyte; is he available?" And I said: "DUDE. You're calling in the middle of the THIRD QUARTER. On a SATURDAY AFTERNOON. I don't know5:37 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- morning. During the game. "Dude," I said. "Dude, why are you calling on a Saturday afternoon?" And he said, "Ah, well, I'm calling for mr.5:37 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- please speak to Mr. cenobyte?" And I paused. I paused for quite some time. So-and-so from the bank was calling my husband on a Saturday5:36 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- he ought to have known at least enough not to ever call me ma'am. But he went on. "It is so-and-so calling from such-and-such a bank. May I5:36 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- And then yesterday, the phone rang in the middle of the third quarter. "Hello?" I answered, somewhat testily. "Hello, ma'am," the man said.5:35 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- I said, "You're very welcome".2:56 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- his delicate hands. But if I have a good candidate, sure I'll support his or her campaign." She said, after a pause, "Oh. Um. Thank you?"2:56 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- I told the Federal NDP: "I'll consider it, when I find out who my candidate is. I'm very disappointed in Jack Layton and would like to smack2:55 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- ...you'd consider a donation to the federal party as well."2:55 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- Me to become a federal socialist. They said "we're fairly sure there's going to be an election in the fall or late summer, and were hoping..2:54 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- Just got a call from the Federal NDP. They somehow heard that I've become an official card-carrying communist in the province, and they want2:54 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- listening to "Gallows Pole (Jools Holland) - Robert Plant and Jimmy Page" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nw911:19 PM Jun 30th from Blip.fm
- listening to "Led Zeppelin - Kashmir" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nfs11:08 PM Jun 30th from Blip.fm
- listening to "Kashmir - Lez Zeppelin" ♫ http://blip.fm/~96nen11:08 PM Jun 30th from Blip.fm
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- Name cenobyte
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.cenoby...
- Bio Canadian writer, editor, and Super Genius
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