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Here's another: Don't shower during the rainy season. Coat yourself with liquid soap and walk to work in the rain. Nature cleans it up.6:00 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Another lifehack: Don't wash dishes after dinner. Put them in front of the dog. He'll lick them. Nature cleans it up.5:59 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Here's a lifehack: after gardening, leave your muddy stuff out in the rain and let the noontime sun dry it off. Nature cleans it up.5:58 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Brainstorming time. 90 to 98% of my ideas are always crap. But I need them to get to the 2 to 10% that's workable and, I hope, amazing.7:16 AM Jun 25thfrom web
Letting bad things happen to you and saying that they're what you wanted anyway *does not* count as planning.1:04 AM Jun 22ndfrom web
One of my webhosts sent an invoice for $0. What'll they say when I don't pay? "We're suspending your account cos you didn't give us $0" ?!?6:41 AM Jun 21stfrom web
Latin phrase of the day: "Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?" In English:"How did you get your hair to do that?" http://tinyurl.com/nuxq6l7:17 PM Jun 16thfrom web
Really, your Twitter username is " ncfqwtkksodp"? I'm sure that's Welsh for "not a spammer".6:08 PM Jun 16thfrom web
I want to take my scooter out for a ride but I've got so much work to do. Maybe I can use it as a reward if I finish an article by noon...5:52 PM Jun 16thfrom web
A rash is developing at the back of my hand. I hope it's from a radioactive spider. If not, I'll settle for bee so I can make my own honey.7:47 PM Jun 15thfrom web