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- Someday I would like to have a job that actually pays me what I think my time is worth.about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Saw Up! with @pnc. Further proof that I am a total goober: 1) I cried; 2) it just made me want a golden retriever all the more. SQUIRREL!9:32 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- @cbcalvin I clean her litterbox often enough to know better than that.8:25 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- http://www.craigslist.org/a... Laughing so hard I am crying.8:33 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Instead of drinking the milk, Punky just stole a flake of Raisin Bran from my bowl and ate it. ?6:56 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Really rather enjoying the Mark Sanford comedy hour.7:35 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- @rossovg Turns out there's hope for the world after all.7:45 PM Jun 21st from Twitterrific
- Watching home movies of my eighth birthday party. DAMN DID I EVER HAVE A STRONG SOUTHERN ACCENT! Glad it disappeared.5:45 PM Jun 21st from Twitterrific
- ...In related news, the consequence for stupidity of that level should be immediate sterilization, not merely beer guts on once-tiny girls.8:25 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
- Flipping through pictures of rich kids I knew in high school boozing it up, because they have stupidly posted them on Facebook. Cue sirens.8:18 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
- @mdbauman I'm pretty sure it all boils down to being able to Google well.10:13 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- Still considering becoming a librarian. Hmmm.9:26 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- A bit of poop went flying during doggie day camp today and hit my lip. FML6:33 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- Punky is chasing her tail fiercely, all around the kitchen.8:28 AM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- http://www.royal.gov.uk/HMT... British people are so weird.8:58 AM Jun 18th from Twitterrific
- Had my teeth cleaned, with a two-year-old peering over the hygienist's shoulder in awe that I, too, had teeth.7:50 AM Jun 18th from Twitterrific
- Hanging out on my bed, with my cat, with the Spice Girls inexplicably and inextricably stuck in my head.8:32 PM Jun 17th from Twitterrific
- My mother and five of her friends are louder than a kennel full of 100 dogs6:18 PM Jun 17th from Twitterrific
- Idiot celebrities should be barred from using Twitter.9:35 AM Jun 16th from Twitterrific
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Sometimes ballet just hits the spot.8:59 PM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
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- Name Celeste Brewer
- Location Greenville, SC
- Bio Writer, complainer, nap enthusiast, dog herder by summer and college student by fall and spring.
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