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@iamsusannah @lostcheerio I totally appreciate the gift of a DIY bear rug kit, especially if I can make a hat of the head. Can I? #PLEASE about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to iamsusannah
cgjones91 Named most agressive rider of 3 race #celeritystyle about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by celeritycycling
thejensie Well its raining in Berlin, so no one walked the dog yet, all wait for daddy because i am the only waterproof person in this house... about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by celeritycycling and 65 others
@cgjones91 It's a fine day to race a bike. Kill it today! #gocelerity about 20 hours ago via web in reply to cgjones91
@cgjones91 @shootthegap I can repost to celeritycycling.com or link (probably easier). 6:36 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cgjones91
@briansacawa @thedirtfield Let us all pause to appreciate the cleanliness of our own toilets and thank whomever that I took the day off. 6:34 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to briansacawa
@meking @shootthegap @cgjones91 I heard that, sorta. 11:07 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to meking
@cgjones91 Hey! @shootthegap relayed your report. Good job today! Better to save your skin and race next weekend. 10:56 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@KyleKnott You're OLD! Next you'll be "turning in" after Matlock! 3:54 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to KyleKnott
@gonavy1994 @lostcheerio if by mint you mean a 500 pound bucket of dog-eating sharks with laser eyes spitting flaming poison. 5:02 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPad in reply to gonavy1994
@bomboloni It may not have been my dog, but you had no way of knowing. Thanks for the sacrifice! 6:26 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bomboloni
@lostcheerio Which Dan? 12:57 PM May 31st via web in reply to lostcheerio
Test-drove a pair of @SpeedplayPedals today. Now my feet know what it feels like to go commando. 12:36 PM May 31st via web
@greg_wittwer Amen. I'm suffering through this week too, if that makes you feel any better. 10:10 AM May 31st via web in reply to greg_wittwer
@meking @shootthegap yes, that is probably what I meant. I tend to get the two confused. 6:50 AM May 30th via web in reply to meking
@meking @shootthegap OLDER, not oldest. 6:46 AM May 30th via web in reply to meking
@meking Feel free to join the bickering at any time, too. @shootthegap needs assistance. 6:44 AM May 30th via web in reply to shootthegap
@bomboloni Very nice! It was definitely tough. Very fun, though. I could have won but had to take a dive when terrorists kidnapped my dog. 6:42 AM May 30th via web in reply to bomboloni
@bomboloni It turns out we've got a stage race a little closer. You should come down for the Page Valley Stage Race. How'd your KSR end up? 6:39 AM May 30th via web in reply to bomboloni
@shootthegap I'm telling your gf to go. Then you'll have to. 6:37 AM May 30th via web in reply to shootthegap

Name Dan Netzer
Location Norfolk, VA
Web http://www.celeri...
Bio I'm a world class cyclist trapped in the body of a middle-aged software developer with a wife, two kids and at least that many dogs. Very clean. Must see.