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@AllNiteDinah HA HA HA MY WORK HERE IS DONE about 3 hours ago via twidroyd in reply to AllNiteDinah
@AllNiteDinah oatmeal faces? about 11 hours ago via twidroyd in reply to AllNiteDinah
the ability to BREATHE would be nice, sinuses. 11:57 PM Jun 2nd via twidroyd
NumberOneRiker I'm starting a social network called Rikr. It will be a community for handsome bearded commanders. 10:08 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by celeriac and 260 others
TNG_S8 Wesley's dino experiment mistakenly mixes with Riker's beard DNA, creating the sexy-but-dangerous Velociriker. Troi's mom tries to marry it. 1:43 PM Apr 30th via web Retweeted by celeriac and 2995 others
Neither dark nor stormy. instagr.am/p/LWlfaQA4ab/ 6:23 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
YES YES YES RT @HTGAB Portland, OR June 29 & 30. We heart Oregon. Stay tuned for details... 1:42 PM Jun 1st via web
mashable Meet @Pubslush, a @Kickstarter for authors - on.mash.to/L6kl12 11:05 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by celeriac and 58 others
ALERT ALERT ALERT NICKLEBACK TEE SHIRT ALERT ALERT ALERT 12:44 PM Jun 1st via web
SUV camping on the MAX tracks. MAX waits. Announcement from the driver: "I could've, but that's too much paperwork got a Friday." 11:40 AM Jun 1st via twidroyd
AllNiteDinah ALSO, I think Tarantino should write and direct the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Stupid. NOW WITH 100% MORE BARE LADYFEET. 8:23 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by celeriac
@unhaunting hmm. true. 2:53 PM May 31st via web in reply to unhaunting
think, though. what is more likely? RT @unhaunting privatised space exploration, what is more despicable 9:27 AM May 31st via web
@AllNiteDinah message received. friday. 6. hawthorne. 10:48 PM May 30th via twidroyd in reply to AllNiteDinah
@comewinter those suck mightily. Good luck and great fortitude, bb. 10:54 AM May 30th via twidroyd in reply to comewinter
my coworkers rock. tmblr.co/Z-JBXyMO8Ve1 5:15 PM May 29th via web
neilyourself Mad Men's many intricate plotlines and character arcs are building up to a grand central thesis of "fuck Pete Campbell" 11:32 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by celeriac and 21 others
ow, my most of me. 10:59 PM May 28th via twidroyd
benpop I'm too sexy for my bod/ too sexy for my mind/ too sexy for my life/ I'm just so sexy I could die 7:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by celeriac and 1 other
"Oh, purple paper! That's new." instagr.am/p/LMTd_wg4e5/ 6:33 PM May 28th via Instagram