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  1. JUST HIGH-FIVED MY GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE BANGED ME. Life complete.
  2. NO MORE BABIES! NO MORE BABIES! NO MORE BABIES! FACE!
  3. RAPE, A THING THAT'S DONE TO YOU
  4. I don't need to go to the bar cause I already had 50 margaritas...
  5. Taylor Swift, Imma let you finish, but DAMN GIRL YOU GOT PITCH PROBLEMS. And are awkward.
  6. Watching Hellraiser for the first time. :)
  7. http://twitpic.com/oo97p - FUCK MY LIFE
  8. Just told a gay dude I liked his jacket.
  9. I legit just stalked some girl to her car so I could get her spot.
  10. Wrentham on a Saturday in November was a bad idea.
  11. @feliciaday oh gosh that's unfortunate!
  12. @HadoukenUK I find it hot.
  13. The best part of waking up is not Folger's in your cup. It's banging your girlfriend.
  14. @septicidal Well shit. One way or another I'm taking the comm/lit test in uhhh January or something, I think.
  15. Om nom nom good morning sex.
  16. @septicidal I've heard things about the major req. being different in high school vs. elementary? Unghhh so confusing.
  17. @imortlnoctrn but WAHHHH
  18. Jotted down just enough words to hit 9999. #nanowrimo
  19. 440 more words for 1666 today, 174 to be at minimum total. If my laundry's done I'm going to my girlfriend's instead of writing. #nanowrimo
  20. @imortlnoctrn this is like...not even during sexytimes though. Just at random. @___@