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  1. Hey, go be our fan on Facebook. Do it. DOOOO ITTTTTT. http://kl.am/CNWfacebook
  2. OK, people! Let's go! Mary-Louise Parker nude in Esquire! Chop chop! http://kl.am/bewbz
  3. @spicypants That man is a walking meatball.
  4. Thankfully, a full 3/4 of our stories today are about naked ladies.
  5. @wafflesgirls all covered with cheeeeessseee
  6. @Bemale HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  7. Shaq on Twitter: "It’s 140 characters. If you need a ghostwriter for that, I feel sorry for you.”
  8. I love LA (we love it!) RT @MTV Los Angeles Mayor Wants Your Paypal Payment For Michael Jackson Memorial (no, really) http://su.pr/2Ps8do
  9. Janet from Three's Company and The Big Ragu both arrested for DUI! Who next? Edna Garrett? http://kl.am/drunkles
  10. @theblemish Thought that was Viggo Mortensen for a moment. Yes, that's a huge compliment.
  11. Look. It's Hermione Granger's underdrawers. http://kl.am/hufflemuff
  12. MJ Memorial hangover.
  13. Remember when we said we weren't gonna livetweet this? Hahahahaha yeeeeeah.
  14. RT @PopEater: Paris Jackson cuts through all the showbiz BS like a knife
  15. 4 serious. RT @marklisanti Well, the unexpected appearance of grieving daughter Paris pretty much ends all the jokes. Fuck, that was sad.
  16. Aw jeez, Paris, way to make me cry. BRUTAL
  17. Well, we do like loosening things. @janice513233 @CelebNewsWire get off twitter no space for loosers right now
  18. Prince Michael is like, "please end this so I can play Xbox"
  19. Lionel is about as grossed out as the rest of us.
  20. Hands Across America?