cedarsuicide
I will not get sick. I will not get sick. I will not get sick....Damn it! I think I'm sick.
| Just witnessed a guy in a nice suit walking down the street with a wet dish rag on his head. I <3 LA's weirdos. |
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| "Alcohol is permanent." -Lana |
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| Awake before 2pm, and ready to start the job hunt again. Who's hiring? |
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| I just kareoked so hard i threw my neck out. Awesome. And, good holy crap, the pain. |
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| Today: helped a friend move from the west side, saw a girl sing bjork better than bjork, got wasted, sang kareoke, had an epic slap fight. |
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| I belong to the blank generation. |
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| Getting stir crazy. Go time. Go time. Go time. I want OUT OF THIS HOUSE!! Burgundy anyone? |
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| @rockstarsharks Any oil will do, but a "dry oil" works best. They have the specific stuff at Sally's. |
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| @rockstarsharks I'll = It'll |
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| @rockstarsharks Soak your head in oil first! I'll loosen up the glue enough for the extensions to slide out. |
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| Dear douchy hipster bar folk...get over it!! KThnxBai. |
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| OMG!!! The cat clawed a perfectly cat-sized hole through the screen of the bottom living room window. |
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| Yes, it's totally my fault...@cosicosi and i are TRASHED. |
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| @armst Congrats lady!! |
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| Some crazy jackass on the bus keeps pretending to shoot passengers and passer-bys with shot gun, muttering about cleaning up the riff raff. |
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| OMFG, I'm so sick of Craigslist. Only 26 resumes sent out this week?! Post more jobs!! I can magically has awesome job now? Kthnx. |
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| Mmm....Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee. |
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| Trippel win! I'm the asshole that just had an entire conversation in double talk! In a bar!! |
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| @arielwaldman Nothing yet, but it definitely won't be at a talent agency! ;) |
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