cecilmenk
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@ Sorry, hun. I'm not down with Betty. I'm a scratch girl. ;-)
about 6 hours ago
from web
in reply to Ohsolazysusan
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I need cake. What the hell is wrong with me?!
about 6 hours ago
from web
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Nice! RT @ - I'm so old that I remember Googling "Paris Hilton" and seeing results listings for hotels in France.
about 9 hours ago
from web
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Thanks, @! - A 'schmap' for the @ happy hour: ()
about 10 hours ago
from web
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@ Honey, both Matts ARE ideal. ;-)
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to amck
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@ Pigtails, boxers, wife beater, scarf, boots, coat, and whipped cream? All in one? Sounds messy.
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to amck
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@ Funny, I started to send @ a message telling him to come, and then I realized you meant @. Yes, he best be there!
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to amck
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@ So, like... boxers and a wife beater? Coat & boots? Scarf & boots? Whipped cream?
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to amck
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@ Fuck!
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to amck
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Please come to the @ Happy Hour 5-7pm tomorrow (Tuesday) at Club Jager (923 Washington Ave. North), 2-4-1s and munchies.
about 11 hours ago
from web
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Do tell. What (or who) has provoked thy bite?
9:15 PM Nov 29th
from Twitterrific
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Insanity is the biggest copout of all. I teeter on the edge and I have to believe that. Or I'd plunge. Peace at last. Here I am, folks.
8:32 PM Nov 29th
from Twitterrific
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Sometimes, when my phone erases a whole string of messages, I think that I've imagined them.
8:10 PM Nov 29th
from web
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Never thought I'd be chatting, writing, working, procrastinating, and masturbating all rolled up in one. Yay, Twitter!
7:48 PM Nov 29th
from web
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@ mmm.
4:22 PM Nov 29th
from Twitterrific
in reply to amck
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"Nobody I know got molested by a priest there. We all, however, got molested by a nun."
3:23 PM Nov 29th
from Twitterrific
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Jesus. Not right! RT @ Ugh. A friend of mine on FB's status update: "My ex-husband Alex killed himself yesterday in my apartment."
3:19 PM Nov 29th
from Twitterrific
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As much as I'd like a house, I find myself always freezing in them. At least have a fire going, man.
3:04 PM Nov 29th
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I'm not saying what the score is because I'll get accused of improper tweeting. Furreal?! 14-7. Gotta go play with a kid now. Sorry.
2:15 PM Nov 29th
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7-up. It's a fucking drink, nit a football game. Skol, skol, skol!
2:02 PM Nov 29th
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