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Oil changed, lawn mowed, water consumed.... time to procrastinate on writing til midday Monday. #likeaboss about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Supporting local business. Been bringing my junkers here since 1997. instagr.am/p/LF_TWdPzbT/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram
Supporting local business supporting my stomach. instagr.am/p/LF4CnyPzXh/ about 5 hours ago via Instagram
@richqb yeah, in the States it did. Gubment made it illegal for banks to transfer money to online poker in the U.S. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to richqb
I miss online poker. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@dadgineer poker room, not the dogs. The only money I'm giving them is the rake, which pays the dealers. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to dadgineer
I do my poker exercises. Which is sit, toss a chip in the air and slaughter the entire enemy force before it hits the ground. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
I should just go to the dog track, but I'm hosting a poker game tomorrow night, so I need to stay loose. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
If there was a cookie jar in the house, I'd have my hand in it. I want cookies. Damn. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
I do delete emails though, and jam out to @WalkOffTheEarth, but that ain't work. #fridaynightweaintcool about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
I don't work on Friday night at all. No writing, no thinking. It's a rule. I follow it. Cause I told me to. #fridaynightweaintcool about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm all like turn it up and I turn it up. #fridaynightweaintcool about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@ResourcefulMom @dadarocks it's cause she's not a bald jew. They had to pick one of ya. I'd pick her face too. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ResourcefulMom
Gonna git me some chow, then watch me some movies. #fridaynightaintdoingshit about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
@ResourcefulMom @dadarocks sounds like a plan. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ResourcefulMom
Just hanging out with @Mbletsch, only two chumps left in this part of the office. And I have mad gas. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Yeah yeah, I'm still here. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
@debsanderrol I have a wooden leg. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to debsanderrol
Trying to determine if I'm gonna buy Max Payne 3 with the assistance of @robbaztube ow.ly/b9MzD about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
@brettbum that's what I meant, but I couldn't remember the words because hell, my brain shut off as soon as I walked into work today. 11:06 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to brettbum

Name Curtis Silver
Location Sunny Florida
Web http://gunnars.co...
Bio Writer, humorist, irreverent dirty joke maker. Brand Ambassador @gunnaropticks. Contributor @wired @digitaldads. Opinions & words are my own.